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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 04:57 PM
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Buy a HUMMER and restore your manhood!!!
Can commercials get any more insulting? Hey lurking RWingers, you need to restore your manhood!?! Go and sign up for the US Army or Marines! Fuck the corporate HUMMER, be a real man and drive the real thing! I did and so can you!



Sign up, get a real HUMMER and stop being a chickenshit.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 04:59 PM
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1. I saw that commercial and was appalled. It was as bad as the
real men eat junk food commercial.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:01 PM
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3. Yeah that one sucks too.
Are we men really so stupid that we have to be told how to 'eat like a man'? Burger King is like drano to my colon, I'd rather eat Taco Bell at 3AM.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:01 PM
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2. I know! I saw that commercial and realized that the person it was....
...aimed at had to be so insecure in their manhood as to actually buy into the amazingly-shallow premise.

  They're getting desperate for buyers...amazingly desperate...to use such a campaign.

  Great!

PB
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:11 PM
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13. At least they're cutting to the chase.
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 05:12 PM by Rufus T. Firefly
"Look, you're hung like a pimple. You HAVE to have this steroid-infused jeep, or women will giggle and point at you. You're only half a man without it. And 'half a man' is giving you too much credit."
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:17 PM
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18. That would explain this picture of Governor Swollenpecker.

"It's nooooottttta pimple!"
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:23 PM
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22. My husband (who's driven a real Hummer in the Army)
speaks fluent Russian (not the type Condie Rice alleges to speak since she never speaks it) calls Ah-nold, "Arnold BlackBlack."

Why, you may ask.

Well, in Yiddish (hubby's also Jewish), "Schwartz" is a descriptive word, meaning "black person" or "of a black person." And, in, either Russian or German (can't remember), "Negger" simply means "black."

Therefore, Ah-nold BlackBlack.

(And, he doesn't mean it racially. He means it ironically, given the rumors of Ah-nold's Aryan background).
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:28 PM
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27. Der Gropenfuhrer
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:21 PM
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36. Guess all those steroids didn't do much for his little peepee.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:35 PM
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39. Der SchwanzeWagger
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Goat or Panic Donating Member (509 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:02 PM
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4. Hate. Hate. Hate those ads.
Real soldiers are dying in their Hummers so that you can play soldier in yours.
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:06 PM
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8. Welcome to DU, Goat or Panic
:hi:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:03 PM
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5. I think my manhood is plenty fine without dropping $50,000 on a H2
:puke:
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:08 PM
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9. My "manhood" doesn't need to be compensated for.
I'm happy with my size, so I don't need to buy an H2 or H3.

Whenever you see a Hummer, just hold up your pinkie and you'll be reminded why SOME guys NEED them.

:D
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:04 PM
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6. They just ran
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 05:35 PM by Turbineguy
a "just for Ladies" version of the add.

On edit: I'm thinking of that album "For Ladies Only" by Steppenwolf. The inside cover showed a rather special car.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_Ladies_Only
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:08 PM
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11. Yeah I've seen that one too.
Two women, one acts rude so the other goes out and buys a HUMMER. I guess she can be rude now too. :eyes:

I can feel my brain cells popping everytime I see those commercials.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:05 PM
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7. If I want to get a hummer it won't be from GM.....................
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:09 PM
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12. Giggity.
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 05:09 PM by Rufus T. Firefly
All right!

/end Quagmire.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:08 PM
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10. Presumably, if you drive over your 'manhood' with a Hummer...
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 05:09 PM by Kutjara
...it will increase dramatically in length and width, albeit at the expense of girth.
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:11 PM
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14. I saw the Ad. Obnoxious.
Anybody who falls for the line that buying a hummer will restore their manhood is brain dead. Hummers can be had for a lot less money and are infinitely more satisfying than driving that gas-guzzling piece of shit.
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:13 PM
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15. I thought it was just me that gasped at that commercial. n/t
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:15 PM
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16. My man has driven a real one
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 05:16 PM by Clark2008
and my man doesn't need that to restore his manhood.

I know - we just spent the afternoon withOUT the kid and the only hummer was NOT on four wheels. :evilgrin:

(P.S. I can't believe I just said that out loud. :rofl: But, those people that need a Hummer - need some sense of reality.)
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:15 PM
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17. Are the implications that hummer drivers can't get a hummer
need viagra or just have small penises in general?
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:18 PM
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19. Yes, lonestar (see my post just above yours)
:evilgrin:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:27 PM
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25. OMG great minds think alike.
:evilgrin:
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chimpymustgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:21 PM
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21. If I were a guy, I'd NEVER buy a Hummer after that ad!
Poor little tofu eating wuss who "restores his manhood" with a big, ugly gas-guzzling SUV is an image I would not want to identify with.

The ad is really obnoxious - and I would think, ineffectual.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:28 PM
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26. LOL now all hummer drivers are laughing stocks as if they weren't
already! :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:20 PM
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20. Where is this ad?
I haven't seen it. Anybody got a link?
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survivor999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:25 PM
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23. Ahhhhh!
I just bought one on e-bay. I feel more manly now. Thank you, I needed that :) :)
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:25 PM
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24. I *HATE* that commercial.
:puke:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:29 PM
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28. Have you seen the mommy and lil Johnnie version?
She can't get a hummer either I guess. LOL
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:30 PM
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29. Great post! Guys drive Hummers, men don't have to. nt.
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:37 PM
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30. the dealer ads are just as bad
check this one out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX7wzhMvbzo
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 05:48 PM
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31. I much prefer the Rushmobile..... all kidding aside....
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JohnnyLib Donating Member (197 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:03 PM
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33. Dang it

Iced coffee all over the table. But the laugh was worth it.
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:01 PM
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32. i saw it. couldn't believe it. buy a hummer and be a man. what
happens if a woman buys one, does she grow a penis and testicles?:puke:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:05 PM
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34. They have the mommy version too. Haven't seen it?
Just as fucking idiotic. Someone cuts in front of her kid in line and she runs out and buys a hummer. Oh that will solve everything. About their mentality. Just more fuckwads with their nutfuckery.
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:08 PM
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43. my neighbor up the road has one. we have a very narrow road.
2 cars can't fit at the same time. one has to move over. well when you see this Hummer coming it takes up the whole damn road. i've never met the people, but i know that they own a business.
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:31 PM
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37. According to this unusually honest Hummer ad
YES!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lbhdYftIgs&search=hummer%20ad
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:11 PM
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35. Is this Hummer commercial
really any worse than the one where the kid in the Hummer box car goes off road and cuts across the field to cheat and win the race? It's a little more personal is all.

And why are the folks who buy and drive these obnoxious machines not offended by the commercials? Ooops. I forgot. They're mostly freepers - lacking the ability to think critically.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:32 PM
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38. Yes.. the message: if you're a rich mofo, you get to cut corners in life.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 06:41 PM
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40. I saw those ads today...
... and all I can say is - they know their target market!

Note to losers tempted to "restore their manhood". Penis pills don't work and Hummers won't either. You'll still be a limp dicked loser.
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raysr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:00 PM
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41. Isn't that backwards?
"Restore your manhood and GET a hummer(not the car)".
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:03 PM
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42. Not only restore your manhood
but expect hearing loss.

I've been on the computer all afternoon, listening to the news of the world, and when this commercial comes on, it feels as though a 500lb bomb has been exploded in my tv.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-17-06 09:05 AM
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47. Hi Mosey Walker!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:22 PM
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44. Whatever! I just bought one and my wang instantly grew 4 inches*!
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 07:23 PM by LostInAnomie
Now come to my Hummer dealership and experience the same results.

* - Results not typical. Studies show that most Hummer owners' wangs will remain minuscule and chronically flaccid.
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:23 PM
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45. They are just commercials, and actually funny n/t
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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 07:41 PM
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46. Not even reality based...
Edited on Sun Jul-16-06 07:43 PM by Flubadubya
Anyone in a checkout line buying tofu and organic carrots would not look around, see they guy behind him buying Fred Flinstone brontosaurus steaks, and become intimidated. Not even.

I know what would be going through the vegetarian's mind. It would be more like, "Sheez, what a knuckle-dragging carnivore... this guy'll be lucky if he makes it home without dying of a heart attack!?

Dumb, dumb, dumb!!! Stupid commercial. :dunce:
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