That's right, just keep doing what you've been doing. Keep going to functions as a representative of the people of the United States of America, and doing rude things to embarrass us. You just keep on cramming that big fat mouth of yours full of food, then talk to the dignitaries as you chomp and slurp that food between your mispronounced words. Show them what a cretin you truly are.
Keep going to your planned photo ops, where carefully screened audiences sit and listen as you butcher the english language. That's right, show us your lack of intelligence by using poor sentence structure and words that don't make sense. We already know it would be hard to find a worse public speaker. While speaking, please continue to exhibit those strange little twitches and spasms you have. And don't forget to get a stupid look on your face every few minutes, just so DU can caption the photo.
And you just keep right on with the war in Iraq. Every time a soldier dies, chances are you and the GOP have lost the vote of that family and their friends. It's just another life anyway, what the hell, you don't care, they aren't fetuses any longer, they actually have lives and responsibilities and goals. No big loss, right? It must not be, or you would have never started your war based on lies.
Keep silent about the atrocities going on right now with Israel and Lebanon. By doing so, you prove that you support the carnage and destruction. The images of bombed out buildings on the evening news do a lot for you and your party, what the hell Americans love a good war as long as it doesn't impact us, right?
Don't forget your cronies are still looking for hand outs, you did a good job for your oil company buddies. They are absolutely stinkin' rich now, and owe much of it to your Energy Policy, which they helped write with Dick Cheney in secret behind locked doors. And now with each new crisis anywhere in the world, the big oil companies have a reason to raise prices. Americans love the big fuel costs, since it has no impact on how they live their lives, right George? And we've got such great jobs now, all those new ones you've created working for Wal-Mart, McDonald's, and the like. No benefits, but who needs benefits? Americans love to work harder for less, it's the American way, ain't that right?
Continue adding signing statements to the bills you sign, giving yourself an out when you feel you are above the law of the land. Eventually you're going to really make some enemies by doing so, and one of them just might take your sorry ass down.
And today, you will have the opportunity to piss off a slew of people by utilizing the very first veto since you took office. This veto will show people all over the world that you stand for pain and death. You do not want people who are living to have hope. You will prove to the world that George W. Bush stands for death. Most of us already know that, your actions bely the acts of a Christian man, no matter what you may profess.
So you just keep up the good work, Bush. Keep doing what you've been doing. Lie to America. Strut around arrogantly, like you're something special. Make the goofy faces, break the laws, keep pissing more and more people off.
With every breath you take, more and more are turning away from you and the GOP. More Americans are finding themselves disgusted by your selfish policies. More are questioning their support of you and your party. You are your own worst enemy, and your foolishness and selfishness is bringing more people back to reality - and their senses - every day.
Someday, you will find that all doors are locked for you.