BREAKING NEWS: The Rapture has already come!

leftofthedial

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:33 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: The Rapture has already come!

and no one was taken

Jesus don't like killing
No matter what the reasons for
And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore

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gatorboy

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:35 AM
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1. Shhhhh!

I've already purchased a few homes very cheap from a few chosen ones.

Ix-nay on apture-ray until I get all the papers signed...

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leftofthedial

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:41 AM
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5. Okay-ay.

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thereismore

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:37 AM
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2. No it hasn't. I am still here. nt

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leftofthedial

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:40 AM
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4. and still not paying attention. nt

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ps1074

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:40 AM
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3. Did Generalisimus Mussolini confirm it?

eom

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flyingfysh

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:44 AM
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6. and Bush is still here??

Phooey. I thought we finally might have been rid of him.

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hfojvt

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:51 AM
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7. back in the 1980s there were two camps

there was the pre-trib camp and the post-trib. Almost every fundy agreed that there would be seven years of tribulation before Armageddon, but some thought the rapture would happen at the start of this and some at the end of it.

Someone, maybe Tim LaHaye or Kirk Cameron, has now decided that the rapture will be pre-trib, but is that what the Bible says? IS IT??!! After all, the post-trib people were hermeneutical fanatics too and they had a different interpretation and others honestly said "we do not know".

As far as I can tell, for the USA, our tribulation started in January of 2001, so seven years will be up in January 2008 :scared:

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zbdent

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Wed Jul-19-06 11:52 AM
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8. The looks on "religious reichies'" faces would be priceless

when they sit around and wonder why all their liberal friends disappeared, while their bumper sticker on their BMW reads "When the rapture comes, grab my wheel!" ...

Of course, I probably would be around to take pics of their faces. BTW, if you want pics of their faces, and you've been "raptured", p.m. me and I'll try my best to forward them to the afterworld ...

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