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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:04 PM
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Help me out here. In honor of the Shrub's veto I have decided
I have never been wrong either. Accordingly:

The Easter Bunny brings candy and hides baskets at Easter.
Santa brings presents and comes down the chimney.
If you dig deep enough you will come out in China.
You can catch a bird if you sprinkle salt on its tail.
The tooth fairy leaves money under your pillow when you lose a tooth.

There are many I am sure I have forgotten. Feel free to add to the list.
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:06 PM
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1. The Stork Delivers Babies
and Embrionic Stem cells don't have a damn thing to do with it! :+
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:07 PM
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2. Republican's don't have sex
What was Rush doing with bottle of Viagra than?
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
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9. They don't have RECREATIONAL sex...
they only have PROCREATIONAL sex. But, since procreation should be saved for the marriage bed, and Rush is single, the Viagra was a tip-off to some very unChristian sex on that vacation of his.

Just saying...

TC
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:09 PM
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4. Thanks, that's a biggie I overlooked. If you break a mirror you
will have bad luck for seven years, if you let the Supreme Court pick your President you have bad luck for eight.
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
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6. LOL good one! n/t
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:12 PM
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14. If Dick Cheney shoots you in the face,
you have to apologize to him on national television for getting in his way.

It's only fair...

TC
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:22 PM
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21. HA HA!! Brilliant. eom
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:08 PM
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3. If you find the end of the rainbow, there's a pot of gold there...
unless Halliburton finds it first. :rofl:

TC
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
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7. Good one. n/t
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:09 PM
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5. If you let gays marry, traditional marriage will be destroyed.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:11 PM
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11. ROFLMAO!!! eom
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:21 PM
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20. Hahahah
If you burn the flag, the entire US gov't will collapse!
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Alexodin Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
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8. But if you dig deep enough you really will come out in China.
Go through the looking glass and down the rabbit hole far enough and you will find Poppy Bush sitting around a table with Chinese industrialists. The other things are just fairy tales of course.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:10 PM
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10. If a black cat crosse your path, or if you walk under a ladder,
you will have bad luck.

Also, if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back.
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:12 PM
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12. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD. 9/11 Iraq and WMD.
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:12 PM
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13. If you cut taxes on the rich
the left-over money trickles down to the poor.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:14 PM
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16. Never believed that. When I was a kid the rich got taxed at
pretty high rates.
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:18 PM
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18. Yes when you cut taxes
it results in GREATER tax receipts to the Gov't.
Therefore, doing away with taxes completely will give the Gov't all the money it will ever need to do whatever it wants with! :+
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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:14 PM
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15. If you step on a crack, you'll
break your mothers back.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:18 PM
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17. Here's one I forgot:
Last year's baseball cards are junk you can use as noisemakers for the spokes of your bike, especially Mickey Mantle cards.
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:20 PM
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19. If you 'play with yourself'
BOTH of your hands will fall off! :-)
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:24 PM
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22. Nah!. You grow hair on your palms and go blind. n/t
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:31 PM
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23. Jesus was conceived w/out human sperm
Which means that he was never one of the embryos the georgie thinks is a baby. Which means that his Christian beliefs are inconsistent.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 05:33 PM
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24. I never believed that one. Stork believer myself. n/t
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