Introducing: The Axis of Idiocy - Middle East Coastal Edition

"Dear Beirut, the soldier told me this bomb
was stuffed with peace and flowers. Enjoy!!"

WELCOME! In celebration of the new Middle East civilian shooting gallery, allow me to introduce you to the hands on the button of justice. Now ladies, I warn you, don't swoon, not all stupid men are good in bed.



Nasrallah Hassan – Boss Hog of Hezbollah

Take a long look at this man. He wears glasses. Smart people often wear glasses. I assure you, even though he has risen to the leadership of Hez-bull-ah, he's not a smart man. Manipulative? Yes. Fat? Yes. Could he do his own laundry? Not a chance. Has he ever operated a toaster oven? Yeah, right. Operate an AK-47? Pfft, he's no Dick Cheney…he's the Karl Rove of the Middle East. Karl Rove is smarter though, but Hassan’s mouth is one hairy Turd Blossom.



Ehud Olmert – Head Zombie of the Israeli Government

Have you ever seen a movie or read a book where the villain kills ten innocents for the death of one of his people? Zombietard calls that B-movie cliché “diplomacy”. Has that method ever worked? Usually not…actually, never. Who will defeat this villain? Steven Segal? Nope, he's jewish. William Shatner? Soooo sorry, untalented, but still jewish. Chuck Norris? CRAP! Is every tough guy in America jewish? Holy Moses, someone has GOT to stop this idiot! He makes me want to synaGAG!



Ismail Haniyeh - He's not only a Hamas club member, he's the President!

"Stop! In the name of Allahhhh, beeefore I boooomb a buuuus!" They call him Ismail. I call him the George Lucas of Terrorism because he's screwing up his own movement. This mental juggernaught assures everyone he has a plan and when it comes to him he'll tell us, but until then he'll strap some teenager with bombs, stuff the kid into a long range cannon, and shoot him at Israel. When Iran comes through with the money, he'll have a better idea of what to do. Apparently the check's in the mail. All the mailman has to do is cross Iraq. Keep waiting Ismail, you incompetant moron, and while you wait your suicide bombers are dying...of starvation.


So there you go, I know it's a short list, but they all have to be taken to The Hague on a very small bus and Nasrallah takes up the whole back. Have a nice evening where ever you are...unless you live in Israel, Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq, or Afghanistan, then all I have to say to you is "Duck!"

...hubs in the Axis of Idiocy in the Middle East

this is just the coastal edition.

...silenced or perhaps only moot