If Bush were serious that Snowflake Babies are Children...

benburch

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Fri Jul-21-06 12:31 AM
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If Bush were serious that Snowflake Babies are Children...

...I ought to be able to adopt a whole tube of them, still frozen, and claim them on my taxes!

:evilgrin:

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DanCa

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Fri Jul-21-06 12:33 AM
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1. hey can i buy a tube of em

put em in freezer over the winter and than thaw 'em out in the summer for a frozen embryo fight?

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dorktv

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Fri Jul-21-06 12:50 AM
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2. nope, you can claim a fetus as a part of the family if they are to be

BORN during the AY year for school funds, but for taxes, the kid has to pop out by 12/31, 11:59:59 before you can claim 'em on your taxes.

Hmmmmmmmmm

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uppityperson

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Fri Jul-21-06 12:51 AM
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3. this leads to all sorts of thoughts that would get this locked so I won't

won't write them, but I will think them and chuckle here. tax deductiona indeed.

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benburch

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Fri Jul-21-06 10:02 AM
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4. LOL!

:rofl:

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