Instead of Gibson, if Bush said this

Here is a quote from Mel Gibson about his DUI arrest.
Isn't this what Smirky McChimp should say to us?

"I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I acted like a person completely out of control, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize for my belligerent behavior. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

He's a sociopath and completely incapable of that. Gibson is just a garden-variety asshole.

I was just taken with how appropriate the things Gibson said were to Commander Cukoobananas.

Oh Happy Day that would be...

I want him to face impeachment and be convicted and be frogged marched out.

Bush to the Hague!!

would get him off of my tv screen.

That's what he said after making the Passion of the Christ.