if the rapture happened tomorrow, how would pat robertson...

...jerry falwell, reverend dobbs, roy moore, ann coulter, rush limbaugh and all of fox news explain to all the freepers and other human garbage why they're all still here?

they would be left in order to be the guardians and teachers to the unclean.....they have an excuse for everything.....like dinosaurs in the garden of eden...ppplleeaasse.

jesus will be waiting to kick their asses down to hell...remember he kicked the money changers asses..just think how wonderful earth will be when all these creeps from all religions meet their just rewards for screwing all of us....

Robertson would tell everyone that God spoke to him and that he and a few others were left here to raise money.

Exactly, we mustn't forget what's most dear to their hearts...

And we all know that's money.

Well, that and "power"... they won't be bothered a bit about being left behind as long as they still have their shows, their networks and their fortunes...

Of course FOX/FAUX** sNEWS will still be fully staffed--no doubt they won't even have to change their programming since they are already in full support of Evil and/or the Antichrist.




**FAUX NEWS
Definition: FAUX
Pronunciation: 'fO
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, false
: IMITATION, ERSATZ <faux fur>

Though FOX is not formally spelled FAUX, they certainly are the first choice for imitation/fake news (a real favorite of the deluded)!
Anyway, at least there are some entertaining "FOX NEWS" parodies out there:
http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/ Faux-Newz - Fabricated News For The Less Than Holy
http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/ "The Most Powerful Smell in News"
http://www.fauxnews.com/ "We Decieve, You Believe"
http://www.parody-pages.com/fauxnews/ "We Distort, You Believe"
http://www.cafepress.com/fauxnews "First to satirize America's most shameless news network."

...and having to accept the mark of the beast in order to be able to participate in the economy.

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

It makes a fiery ring. These guys don't know how to love, they only know how to hate. They've never been bound by wild desire (unless you count those twisted fantasies we all know they harbor), so they'll never fall into the Ring of Fire.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Johnny Cash!

http://www.toptown.com/hp/66/ringoffire.htm

i went down down down, but the flames went higher
and it burned burned burned
the ring of fire

i saw johnny open a show with that one at the cubby bear lounge in chicago about 15 years ago. then he looked out the window, pointed to wrigley field across the street and said "i can't be this close to wrigley field without playing a steve goodman song" and he went right into "city of new orleans". what a show!

I did this cartoon last summer.


on edit: scuse me, a year ago last summer.

mining his diamonds was doing God's will. Then he'd go into a lengthy diatribe how God and Christ so loved the rich He declared them to have a free pass to St. Peter's Gates. Coulter and her ilk would claim a mean-spirited hateful mouth is a sure sign of Christ's love.

Rush would say his 9$ mil Florida estate is his payment from God for being so Godly and the oxycontin isn't bad also. He complains that God can't get it right on wives. God made one right wife for Adam, and God still hasn't gotten it right with three wives for El Rushbo.

...and so he'd be in a real dilemma.

and, i wonder how long the freepers would last, jonesing for their coor's light and cigarettes before they'd give in and accept the mark just so they could go down to the corner 7-11 (which will have been renamed 666) to stock up on brews, cigs, and beef jerky.

Perhaps they could blame the "liberal courts," the media or Bill Clinton for perverting the Rapture selection process.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

once all of the liberals, intellectuals, democrats, feminists, gays, minorities etc. were gone, the fundies would have heaven right here on earth!:evilgrin:

Of course, Clinton would be blamed somehow.

GWB is working hard, real hard, to fix things.

It's really hard work.

were the ones fighting on the side of "good" - the "soldiers" left behind to fight FOR the cause.

Which, of course, gives them free reign to kill all the bastards who don't believe exactly as they do . . . and anybody they just don't like the looks of . . .