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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:13 PM
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Write a JOE - bituary !
Edited on Tue Aug-08-06 09:33 PM by Vinnie From Indy
Here lies ol' Joe L.
Dems wouldn't buy
what he tried to sell
He went down in defeat
and lost his seat
Now he'll behave just like Zell
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:15 PM
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1. Wait till the votes are all in
...and we'll see...
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:17 PM
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2. Wait until the votes are in come November....
because I think that Holy Joe will indeed run as an independent. Or is that fear????
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:29 PM
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8. It's already writen - it already happened
Both in 2004 AND today...
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 10:25 PM
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18. The votes are all in!!
Lamont wins - woot!!
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:17 PM
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3. pretty good Vinny
if we were writing that song together I would get you to put a "crazy" before Zell
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:18 PM
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4. His fate was sealed with a kiss. n/t
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:19 PM
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5. bad juju..
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Reckon Donating Member (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:20 PM
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6. With his jackboots pointed down!.... n/t
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:26 PM
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7. here lies joe
he had to go
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:30 PM
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9. WE NEED LIEBERMAN HAIKUS
Joe stood tall with George
Felt the kiss and gave in kind
He needs a new job
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threadkillaz Donating Member (453 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:55 PM
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16. Haiku
Goodbye Joe Goodbye
Joe Goodbye Joe Goodbye Joe
Goodbye Joe Goodbye
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 10:02 PM
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17. Here ya go
Farewell Joementum,
Like Connecticut in Fall,
Smells like rotting, leaves.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 10:28 PM
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19. The first true haiku...
... referring as it does to a season. :)
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 11:09 PM
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22. Well, someone had to... :-) nt
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:31 PM
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10. he disrupted poorly
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:38 PM
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13. LOL
:thumbsup:
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:43 PM
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15. kudos n/t
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 10:47 PM
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21. LOL!
That's Good
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:31 PM
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11. Here lies Joe L
Couldn't stop kissing Bush's ass
And Lamont wound up kicking ass.

The end.
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:34 PM
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12. Sorry but no one will write it before the Nov elections
Edited on Tue Aug-08-06 09:36 PM by tyedyeto
Mr. Lie-berman has stated time and again that he will run as an independent if he loses today. Since that apears to be happening, the lies wil come out once again to greet the voters of CT.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 09:42 PM
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14. Here lies a former Democrat
Edited on Tue Aug-08-06 09:44 PM by Horse with no Name
Who was thrown out on which he sat.
You can not run, you can not hide
An accomplice to Bush we will not abide.
We want a true representative
of the life we wish to live.
No more perpetual wars
To fascilitate corporate whores.
So See you later Alligator
Without you we will be greater.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 10:30 PM
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20. Haiku...
... We won't miss you Joe
We said that you had to go
Winter without snow
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 11:16 PM
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24. ...In a rhyming triplet, no less...
:D
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 11:12 PM
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23. LOL!
Here lies Holy Joe
Got a stern kick in the tush
Some say he was a Shmoe
I say the kiss of George Bush.
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