If you thought Tom Delay and Bob Ney were fun... Wait until you meet the Republican Nominee for New Hampshire's State Senate Mr. Tom Alciere. His official campaign site is located here:
http://tomalciere.us/On the site, you'll find out what Mr. Alciere stands for:
Tom Alciere is against compelling children to attend government-run indoctrination centers. (I assume schools?)
Tom Alciere is against compelling citizens to pay taxes to support government-run indictrination centers. ( I am too, I think )
Tom Alciere is against zoning regulations.
Tom Alciere is against gun-control laws.
Tom Alciere wants to call off the War on Drugs now.
Tom Alciere has a plan for creating more jobs.
Tom Alciere has improvements for emergency preparedness.
Tom Alciere is pro-life regarding abortion. (But that's about it)
Tom Alciere is against legal distinctions between married and unmarried persons.
Tom Alciere is against sodomy laws because having a gay old time doesn’t violate anybody’s rights. (Oh, that's too funny)
Tom Alciere is against the use of governmental force to compel children to live with homosexual adoptive “parents”. This is not a matter of consenting adults in private wanting to be left alone. The adults knew two men or two women don’t make a baby, before they decided to be homosexuals. They chose the wrong column for their personal ad, and that has consequences. (My eyes started to bleed while reading this.)
http://tomalciere.us/On his site, you'll find a link to his self-proclaimed "libertarian, religious,
erotic fantasy" novel entitled Billy's reward. The first chapter starts out with a bang... literally:
Billy Americano ran down off the porch, behind the cop. Using his left hand to unsnap the holster and his right hand to borrow the cop’s gun, he proceeded to settle the matter out of court. One blast later, the cop fell. Time was of the essence, as the other cop would soon be able to understand and react. Billy dashed around the rear of the station wagon, emerging to see the driver and the other cop struggling over the control of the arm with which that cop had drawn his own gun. Billy fired another two shots, striking the cop in the hips, below the bullet-resistant vest. Billy confiscated that cop’s gun. Then he walked over to the passenger side, and, quoting from the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, called out, “Ladies and gentlemen, let this be a lesson to every cop in the United States of America. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures,…”
He pointed the gun down at the cop’s head as the cop struggled to try to get up. Then he continued, “…shall…” Blam!
The cop fell, limp, as Billy continued, “…not…” Blam! another shot in the head. “…be…” Blam! “…violated.” Blam! A final shot pierced the cop’s head.
Not erotic enough for you? Try the raping of the soul of a dead Teenager on for size.
Stephanie trembled as she sobbed. “Please! Please
don’t do that!”
Billy reached his left hand under her blouse and her
bra to fondle her right breast. “Oh, but I will, Stephanie.
I get to do anything I want to you. And because you are a
pretty, attractive girl, I want to have sex with you. I
will enjoy this reward.” he said.
Billy spent a few minutes cuddling with her.
“Stephanie,” he whispered, “you’re beautiful, …and …I …get
…to …rape …you!”
“Stephanie,” Billy said, “prepare for take-off. Hold
still while I remove your sweater. I’m going to rape you,
Stephanie.” Billy pulled the sweater off her shoulders
while she trembled. “Now, go hang up this sweater.” Billy
commanded. Stephanie hung up the sweater. Then Billy said,
“Now return, and sit beside me. I want to molest you for a
while. Then I am going to rape you, Stephanie.”
http://billysreward.tomalciere.com/xxx/novel.pdfPage 57
Folks, you just can't make this shit up.... but it gets worse. On his homepage he writes:
Too many cops and not enough cop-killers.
When soldiers perform the operations of cops, they are, for all intents and purposes, cops.
Too many cops turning back relief supply trucks. Not enough cop-killers to get the trucks through.
Too many cops detaining citizens at the Superdome and the Convention Center. Not enough cop-killers to free the hostages.
Too many cops forcing citizens to evacuate against their will. Not enough cop-killers to stop the kidnappings.
Too many cops stopping citizens, frisking them, hassling and interrogating them and demanding the production of identification, in violation of Article I secion 5 of the Louisiana State Constitution. Not enough cop-killers to preserve, protect and defend the constitutional rights of the citizens. It would be better, in my opinion, if citizens banded together. One guy with a bad attitude marches down the street, gets confronted, tells the cops to get lost, while Freedom Fighters nearby wait until the cop lays a hand on the citizen, at which point, they shoot the cop dead on the spot. The only ultimatum that will ever have any meaning to chiefs and sheriffs is, cops under control, or cops under flowers. In case they don’t know it, we don’t necessarily draw the line where they draw the line, between the authority of the government and the rights of the citizens.
http://www.tomalciere.com/Keep in mind, this is the Republican Candidate for the New Hampshire State Senate. This is the future of the Republican party. This is also mind boggling hysterical.
However, in all fairness, this is not the "Overt" Policy of the Republican Party. In fact, Mr. Alciere got on the ticket before the Republicans found out that he was "openly" insane. Once they found out, they immediately launched a write-in campaign for Dennis Hogan, a local Nashua School Board Member. He produced an online ad describing the events that led up to the unfortunate nomination of Mr. Alciere. Here's the video which is also well worth watching. Mr Hogan looks like he ranks as the most uncomfortable candidate in the History of American Politics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPb8qYFOe-sWhat led me to this wonderful story was by watching this video ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcT0NjPc1Jo&NRI was so impressed with it, I wanted to see some others; and so I found Mr. Hogan and then finally Mr. Alciere. I felt in necessary to explain how I came across this story just in case you jumped to the erroneous conclusion that I was trumpeting the political campaign of one of my favorite authors.