Cretin in Kentucky creates Cretin-ist "museum"

Archae

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Aug-09-06 11:28 PM
Original message

Cretin in Kentucky creates Cretin-ist "museum"

How long until it goes under?
I give it 5 years, tops.

Creationism Museum Set To Open Next Year

PETERSBURG, Ky. -- A $25 million museum focused on the theory of creationism is scheduled to open next year in rural Northern Kentucky, about 20 miles southwest of Cincinnati.

Museum founder Ken Ham said the Bible inspired the museum, which pitches a literal interpretation that contends God created the heavens and the Earth just a few thousand years ago.

He said the goal of his privately funded museum is to change minds and rebut the scientific point of view.

(Note: "...rebut the scientific point of view." Yeah, can't have THAT now, can we?) :crazy: :rofl:

http://www.channelcincinnati.com/news/9605128/detail.html

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

rwenos

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Aug-09-06 11:31 PM
Response to Original message

1. Wonder if Creation Science

Was used in designing the floor joints, roof supports, fire alarm, elevators and security system.

Those Greeks were all Sodomites anyway, right? (Aristotle, Pythagoras, Euclid.)

The jokes write themselves, don't they?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Archae

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Aug-09-06 11:34 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. You said it.

I wonder if this guy still uses "Biblical medicine" if he gets sick. :eyes:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Aug-09-06 11:37 PM
Response to Original message

3. I saw a kingcab blue truck on the freeway that must have been a Phelps

relative. Wear it on your sleeve asswipe type. They are just drippingly disgusting.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Warren DeMontague

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Aug-09-06 11:43 PM
Response to Original message

4. The funniest thing about it is, this "Ken Ham" looks like Dr. Zaius.

"Get your hands off me, you god-damn filthy ape!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Archae

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Aug-10-06 01:32 AM
Response to Reply #4

5. I saw an interview with him...

Last year.

The guy was hit in the head with a Bible once too often. :crazy:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Warren DeMontague

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Aug-10-06 01:38 AM
Response to Reply #5

6. No shit.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs/1866.asp

Believing in a relatively �young Earth� (i.e., only a few thousands of years old, which we accept) is a consequence of accepting the authority of the Word of God as an infallible revelation from our omniscient Creator.

Recently, one of our associates sat down with a highly respected world-class Hebrew scholar and asked him this question: �If you started with the Bible alone, without considering any outside influences whatsoever, could you ever come up with millions or billions of years of history for the Earth and universe?� The answer from this scholar? �Absolutely not!�

Let�s be honest. Take out your Bible and look through it. You can�t find any hint at all for millions or billions of years.

For those of you who have kept up with our lectures and our articles in Creation magazine, you will have heard or read quotes from many well-known and respected Christian leaders admitting that if you take Genesis in a straight-forward way, it clearly teaches six ordinary days of Creation. However, the reason they don�t believe God created in six literal days is because they are convinced from so-called �science� that the world is billions of years old. In other words, they are admitting that they start outside the Bible to (re)interpret the Words of Scripture.

'so-called science' :crazy:

So, either The Bible is wrong, or every single piece of physical evidence pertaining to our natural world is wrong. Wow! What a tough choice!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Archae

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Aug-10-06 03:24 AM
Response to Reply #6

7. "highly respected world-class Hebrew scholar"

HAR!

Just another Bible-worshiping jackass.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Thu Apr 25th 2024, 01:59 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.