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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:56 AM
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Damn! What am I supposed to do at Code Red SEVERE?
I'm down to one roll of duct tape, I have no gas mask, I only have 6 firearms, I sold all the creamed corn I had stocked up for Y-2K, I made my survival shelter into a storage room, and I'm running around the house in a panic.

I've never been under a severe threat level before, how am I supposed to act?
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:57 AM
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1. Creamed corn?
Damn, I hope you're well stocked on TP or things could get really grim.
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:58 AM
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2. We're not under code red.
Just US flights going to the UK.
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:00 AM
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3. I used to work in a supermarket...
...and when someone got on the loudspeaker and announce "Code Red" in meant there was a hot chick somewhere in the store.
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gaspee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:07 AM
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4. Run! Run for your lives!
And run over the handicapped and children and slowpokes while you're at it. Oh wait, that's what conservatives do. My bad. Buncha whining scaredy-cat crybabies.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:09 AM
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5. Curl up into a fetal position, start sucking your thumb,
quit your job, tune in to ONLY FOX news, and never, ever, EVER

vote for a Democratic candidate ...
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:11 AM
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6. A reminder of what each threat level means




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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:13 AM
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7. I'm returning my NetFlix. Just in case!
:)
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:18 AM
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8. You can do what our fearless leader does, you know the one - the
guy who's "tough on terror." You can go on vacation, and hide in the fetal position in a closet at your ranch in Crawford, Texas.

Oh, you don't have a ranch in Crawford, Texas?

You can't afford to take a vacation? Gas is too high?

Well, then you're not worthy, so it doesn't matter what you do...

:sarcasm:
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katsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:18 AM
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9. what to do?
Like who cares.... what should I wear to a code red?????????
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ChazII Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:25 AM
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10. How about
causual Friday attitre? :shrug:
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:31 AM
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11. Shop, just keep shopping.
Shop and shop and shop and shop.
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pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:38 AM
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12. "Colonel Jessup, Did YOU order the code red"


"You''re GODDAM right I did, you little snot nosed punk"
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:57 AM
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13. When in Doubt
Run in circles, Scream and Shout!!!!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:00 AM
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14. We are okay now
The bad guys were arrested.

Just don't take no liquid on an airplane. So empty your bladder before boarding.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:00 AM
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15. Whatever you do, make sure you "DO THE DEW!!!!!"




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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:09 AM
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16. You forgot sunscreen
I'm sure you don't want code red skin. :rofl:
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