Skeletor and Gonzo say "Code Red"! - Democratic Underground

joemurphy

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:14 AM
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Skeletor and Gonzo say "Code Red"!

The boys that gave us Katrina and the Torture Memos say "Be Careful America"!

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EFerrari

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:16 AM
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1. It's surreal, isn't it?

I miss Monica so much.

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tocqueville

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:19 AM
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2. "Can you handle the truth ?"

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. (...) Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

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joemurphy

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:24 AM
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3. We can't tell you much. They took "concrete steps" and the

plot was "well advanced".

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HeeBGBz

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:28 AM
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4. As long as those two don't show up on my doorstep

I'll not be afraid.

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DoYouEverWonder

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:30 AM
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5. I wonder how many weeks they've been planning for this one?

They are way too scripted this morning.

I hear this was something Bush and Blair worked out during Blair's visit last week.

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Union Thug

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:30 AM
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6. I wonder if I should be watching for the shiny new jihad boots...

Geez. I'm really nervous. <sigh>

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Julius Civitatus

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:31 AM
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7. They both are smiling. WTF?

Why do they look so damn happy while telling us this very grim stuff?

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C_U_L8R

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:33 AM
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8. does Skeletor clip his eyebrows?

they're only like an inch wide
and perfectly centered over each of his heavy eyes
....kinda like a muppet gone horrible

disturbing

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tocqueville

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Thu Aug-10-06 07:35 AM
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9. Code brown

Cat: Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!
Kryten: There's no such thing as a brown alert sir.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

from "Red Dwarf"

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benEzra

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Thu Aug-10-06 05:05 PM
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10. The terror alert level is now officially ELMO...

http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/

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