It's just a matter of time until the Suppository Bombers attack us!!!!

We've had the Boxcutter Jackers, the Shoe Bomber and now THE LIQUID TERRISTS. Mark my words, my Fellow Brave and Patriotic Murkins, there are assholes out there RIGHT NOW who are plotting to attack us by USING NITROGLYCERINE STUCK UP THEIR BUTTS!!!

They'll pass right through Airport $ecurity, because even the most Fervent Brownshirt (whose dog is ten times the man that he is) ain't about to stick his finger up some Swarthy Muslim Ass to look for contraband. Then, these GAWDLESS HEATHERNS will get them some first-class seats on a luxury flight from London to New York and eat MEXICAN FOOD all the damn way over here. Sooner or later--and probably right over THE STATUE OF LIBERTY--ole Abdul or his eejit brother Faid is gonna cut the cheese AND IT'S ALL OVER!!!!1!

The Horra!

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dbt
Remember New Orleans

care if they live or die, then there is probably no way to stop that. I'm surprised we haven't had an "ass bomber" already.

He could suck everyones ass at the security checkpoint!

Thanks to the guy who held up the sign on TV the other night. "Hannity sucks ass".

had ass bombers, fortunately they did not blow up the flight, only made it smell bad....

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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Or ammonia-based cleaner! Or soy milk! :rofl:

Better pack your bags. You're now a GUEST OF THE STATE! :)

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ask for a window seat? Think of the PR possibilities when they uncover THAT plot.

Even if you mix it on the plane, which ain't easy in that bouncy rear toilet, nitroglycerin is really nasty stuff to play with. Whatever you do, don't put it in the checked luggage-- ever see baggage handlers in action?

But Homeland Security is probably on top of it. :)

Last year, the FBI issued alerts that terrorists may attack stadiums, nuclear power plants, shopping centers, synagogues, apartment houses, subways, and the Liberty Bell, the Brooklyn Bridge and other New York City landmarks, reported Knight-Ridder newspapers. The bureau also advised Americans to be wary of small airplanes, fuel tankers and scuba divers. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=30312

Deserving... :)

...using the power of google.