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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:26 AM
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Call Congress. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I just called Senators Levin/Stabenow and Rep. Camp.

DO IT. RIGHT NOW.

Then post here to say you did it.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:26 AM
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1. what should I tell them? n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:27 AM
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5. Duh - not to fly anywhere!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:40 PM
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196. The first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not ask questions.
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Realityhack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:51 PM
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281. LMAO!! n/t
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:13 PM
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260. Tell them: GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES OFF MY MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:18 PM
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263. His name is Robert Paulsen
one fine fuckin space monkey!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:29 PM
Response to Reply #263
268. Also known as Jack's Fucking Electoral Disenfranchisement!
All hail Project Mayhem!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:31 PM
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270. Are you setting up fucking franchises?
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:40 PM
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276. Too late. Some fucking Congressperson beat me to it.
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:26 AM
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2. What do you want me to tell them?
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM
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Don't worry, they'll know what you're calling about....
Just do it!

:crazy:
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Sammy Pepys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:27 AM
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3. It's recess....
You'll get a couple of staffers caretaking the offices, but all the members are gone and won't be back for a couple of weeks.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:27 AM
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4. What I am calling Levin and Stabenow about?
If you're going to rally the troops, at least give us a terra alert to scare us into action or something!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:28 AM
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6. To say what, "I like your shoes."
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:31 AM
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11. A community based, acceptable expression
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:38 AM by liberalnurse
which reflects our inner feelings...That's why the fuck I use such terms.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:17 AM
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92. i fucking love that word...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:32 AM by flyarm
fuckkkkkkk!!!!!

now i feel good ..cleansed..

it is so much better to hear..than children bombed in Lebanon..or mourners bombed in Lebanon...WHILE BURYING THEIR BABIES, WIVES AND HUSBANDS..

or 2000 dead bodies found in morgue in Iraq...

or American soldiers who were sent into a illegal occupation and getting their brains destroyed, having their Center for War-Related Brain Injuries being cut in the *H/RETHUGLICAN budget

Center for war-related brain injuries faces budget cut
Congress appears ready to slash funding for the research and treatment of brain injuries caused by bomb blasts, an injury that military scientists describe as a signature wound of the Iraq war.
"I find it basically unpardonable that Congress is not going to provide funds to take care of our soldiers and sailors who put their lives on the line for their country," says Martin Foil, a member of the center's board of directors. "It blows my imagination."


http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-08-08-brain-center_x.htm


yeah i find that offensive beyond pale compared to a lovely word ..fuck..


don't you think???...

fuck fuck fuck fuck.,..has such a ring to it ....when you are sick of fucking hearing about dead people, by our government or another government!

fuck is such a lovely word...compared to murder by planes , bombs and tanks...on innocent human beings..

i guess you could say, i am offended highly by murder in my name..or bombs being sent from my country to kill innocent civilians...

BUT WE STILL CAN'T GET HOUSING FOR THOSE WHO LOST EVERYTHING IN KATRINA!

SURE COULD GET THOSE FUCKING BOMBS TO ISREAL IN A TIMELY MANNER THOUGH, COULDN'T WE??????????

so am i a prude??

fuck, i didn't think so!!

WELL YOU COULD SAY, I AM JUST A DAMNED PISSED OFF AMERICAN AT THE MURDER WE HAVE SPREAD.. AS GOOD WILL.. THROUGHOUT THE WORLD ..

YEAH I AM FUCKING ..SO FUCKING PISSED!

but don't worry...my words won't kill you..or maime you..or kill your children..or your wife or husband or grandmother...

....but my countries bombs will!!



fly
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:10 PM
Response to Reply #92
213. You shouldn't curse so much.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:27 PM
Response to Reply #213
215. you do not understand the person who's post was removed and tombstoned!!
too complicated for me to answer...you may pick up on whats going on from here down!!

we had vistors ...just put it that way..and they didn't like the language at DU..the person said she was a prude..and had a religious persuasion..and was a flame baiter..so many here picked up on that..

and carried the ball..

fly
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #215
216. Oh. My bad!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:49 PM
Response to Reply #216
225. NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE "FUCKING " BAD!!
COME ON AND PLAY WITH US!!

fly:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :toast: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: O8) :hi: :beer: :beer: :wow: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:08 PM
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228. I don't curse with you.
It would not be appropriate.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:21 PM
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232. thats great !!..we love you..and we honor you!!!!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:25 PM by flyarm
with respect!!:loveya:

O8)

fly

but respectfully ... warning..watch your eyes from here down!!
:loveya: :loveya: :hi: :hi: :hug: :hug:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:38 AM
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16. Fuck if I know.
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 AM
Response to Reply #16
22. Why and the fuck would someone
have to ask such a fucking question about saying the fucking word fuck for anyways? I don't fucking get it? Who the fuck could help me figure this fucking shit out?

Yes, I love the HBO Series, " Deadwood".O8)
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:45 AM
Response to Reply #22
32. What is all this fucking you speak of? Somebody is fucked that is for
sure.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:01 AM
Response to Reply #32
64. That was totally un-fucking-called for.
Fucker.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #64
181. Well fuck me. And you too!
Fuckface
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #181
183. No, please, go fuck yourself. Fucking seriously! I fucking mean it.
Please do. You go first, it's only fucking polite. That's right, go fuck yourself.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #183
205. LOL
you motherfucker, get a fucking clue, only fucking wadies go first and I ain't no fucking wadie.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:10 PM
Response to Reply #205
212. What's a matter? The fuckin' package in your chonies so small
you have to fucking act big?

Yeah, fucker. I said it. I fucking went there.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:42 PM
Response to Reply #212
221. Well I fucking never.
Who said anything about a fucking package?
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:58 PM
Response to Reply #221
226. WHAT FUCKING PACKAGE??
I WANT THE FUCKING PACKAGE..brought here fucking immediately!

you have people to fucking answer to !!

you fucking never????????

ahhh, you are fucking with us!!

fly

:shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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greguganus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #64
224. My fucking phone is broken! I can't call any fuckers! n/t
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:33 PM
Response to Reply #32
271. If you don't have Taco Bell, you're fucked.
Swag told me that once, so it must be true.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:06 AM
Response to Reply #22
76. cocksucker n/t
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:37 AM
Response to Reply #22
108. WHY THANK YOU LIBERALNURSE..I LOVE DEADWOOD MYSELF!!
YOU SWEET ANGEL.. we should watch it together someday!!O8) O8) O8) O8) O8)


:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :hug: :hug: :hug: :pals: :yourock:

we can all have a lovely day now...

ok now back to why should we call Levins office today??i still haven't seen that answered..anybody know the $$66,000 dollar answer???

fly
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #108
182. OH, I love the fuck out of you too Flyarm!
How the fuck have you been? I've been working my fucking ass off!O8) :pals: :loveya: :loveya:

The fundraiser was terrific! $$$$$$

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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:05 PM
Response to Reply #182
186. good gal!!!!!!!!!!!!..good for you sweets!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

you are too good!!!:toast: :wow: :hi: :loveya: :loveya:

fly
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:39 AM
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17. Intellectual lacking.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 AM
Response to Reply #17
19. that's HUGH!!!!!!!11
and i'm SERIES!!!11!!1
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:07 AM
Response to Reply #19
77. Fuck I was just going to say that!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:40 AM
Response to Reply #19
109. sooooooooo hugh!!!!!1!!1!!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:40 AM by flyarm
i couldn't agree more...
and i am SERIES too!!!1!!!111!!

fucking "A"

fly
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:47 AM
Response to Reply #17
36. "Intellectual lacking?"
Is that a bumper sticker or something? A sign on Bush's desk, you know, like the old "Buck Stops Here" plaque?
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:51 AM
Response to Reply #36
45. No
Merely an observation of those who must pepper their language with unnecessary vulgarity. Like many in our Executive Branch...
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:36 PM
Response to Reply #45
272. Well, HOLY FUCK! I better go out there and buy me a fucking copy
of "Idiot's Guide to Intellectual." Do you think Borders has it? Maybe it's on clearance next to Coulter's book.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:42 AM
Response to Reply #36
111. nooo this is *h's sign on his desk...
"I am sofa king we todd did"

fly
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
Response to Reply #17
54. ly
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM
Response to Reply #54
56. No, I chose to word it that way on purpose
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:01 AM
Response to Reply #56
65. Ah, I get it. Fucking clever.
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:03 AM
Response to Reply #65
70. LOL!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:08 AM
Response to Reply #65
80. That it is!
:rofl:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:00 AM
Response to Reply #17
62. I'm an Intellectual Lackey.......
"Intercourse the penguin....."
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:01 AM
Response to Reply #62
63. LOL Love it!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:02 AM
Response to Reply #17
68. And know deficient.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:52 AM
Response to Reply #17
125. Should I tell everyone I fucking know that I am lacking intellect
because I used the F-bomb?

Does it render my PhD useless? What about my career?

:bounce:


Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #17
168. in proper english,
one would say "intellectually lacking"

please help yourself to some donuts.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:31 PM
Response to Reply #17
269. I hate it when I'm lacking an intellectual.
Do you know where I can find any? I'm SERIES!!!!!111!1!!1! Nah, you wouldn't know where to find an intellectual.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:40 AM
Response to Reply #7
18. You better grow some thicker
skin than that if you want to survive on this forum...
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:45 AM
Response to Reply #7
30. Welcome to DU...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM by rasputin1952
:)

In answer to yur query, it can get somewhat "interesting" on DU from time to time, and passions can rise to heights sometimes not seen on other Boards. It pays to have a pretty thick skin sometimes, and being a prude is not something you should be 'worried' about here, we have members of all predispositions, as you have seen.

Depending what is in the news at any given moment, you can see passions rise and fall...give us a little time, and you'll fit right in...:)

And no, you don't have to cuss if you don't want to, it is an optional excercise of speech...:hi:
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM
Response to Reply #7
51. I can never fucking figure it out...Welcome to DU
The free speech zone...
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:03 AM
Response to Reply #7
69. Because Congress is a synonym for the F word......
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:05 AM
Response to Reply #7
75. Because we fucking can
War is vulgar, kids being bombed is vulgar, kids going hungry is vulgar. dubya is vulgar.

Fuck is nothing compared to really vulgar things.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:39 PM
Response to Reply #75
275. I'm sad I missed post #7. I'm sure whoever it was would have enjoyed
being directed to a certain anti-war piece I posted in the lounge's art thread last night.

Quite vulgar, but with a good point.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:29 AM
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8. "Hello? Senators Levin/Stabenow and Rep Camp?"
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:38 AM by Richardo
"I'm calling because a profanity-intensive yet anonymous poster on an internet political board insisted I do, but I don't know why. Thank you for your time."
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 AM
Response to Reply #8
21. ...
:spray: :thumbsup:
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im10ashus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:50 AM
Response to Reply #8
44. No kidding.
I was like WTF am I supposed to say? BTW, cute beagle.

:hi:
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM
Response to Reply #8
50. LOL! Thank you for reading my mind.
:freak:
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:05 PM
Response to Reply #50
185. The storm is brewing in Deadwood!
They sure know how to build this to climax....Only 3 episodes to go.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:37 PM
Response to Reply #185
220. seems with the" one "sent to "deadwood" it has new people to this episode
( thread) confused ..

they don't understand that we had a guest "actor " online earlier throwing flames..about our script (language ) here at DU..and was a bit pissy about it..

so we obliged with enough of the words..this "actor" objected to..

is that a good recap of the earlier show of "deadwood " liberalnurse?????

and dang..i bet we need many more "deadwood episodes" around here for the next few days!!

from your fucking friend..fly


:pals: :hug:
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #220
257. You are so fucking Great....Smart too!
You got it fucking straight indeed Sister! O8) :loveya: :pals:
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #8
122. thanks i just spit my fucking coffee on my board...
and it was my fucking first cup!!

thanks ..my eyes are teared up from laughing!!

i needed that!!

fly:donut: :hi: :donut: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:53 AM
Response to Reply #8
126. Richardo. You. Are. Killing. Me.
:spray: :thumbsup:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 AM
Response to Reply #8
147. You are too funny, man.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:19 PM
Response to Reply #8
250. GAWD Richardo, I love you!!
:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 07:13 AM
Response to Reply #250
293. !!!
:hi: Sugie! :pals:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:31 AM
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10. "Hello? Senators Levin/Stabenow and Rep Camp? Whatever Tyler
Durden said to you, I just wanna say 'ditto'."
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:34 AM
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12. I'm gonna name my next dog 'Congress' just so I can feel like an activist.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 AM by TahitiNut
:evilgrin:

"Hey, I call Congress several times a day - and Congress listens to me!!" :rofl:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:37 AM
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14. Smartass!
The Professor
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:00 AM
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61. Well, you can call yours 'Smartass' if you want to, of course.
:evilgrin:
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 AM
Response to Reply #12
20. Better make that a cat
That way it can me more realistic.

You can call congress over and over again and they only listen to you when they want to.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:20 AM
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95. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:46 AM
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34. Oooh! Good one.
Maybe I'll rename one of mine, except in my case I could call "Congress", and just like now, they may or may not listen!




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
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40. You could pretend you're PRESIDENT and have Congress roll over for you!
:rofl:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:39 AM
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154. "I wish Congress would stop going in circles, chasing its own tail"
Congress just won't listen to me.
Congress is eating too much grass.
Congress needs to stop humping people.
Congress just pissed on my copy of the Constitution.

The possibilities are endless. I love it!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:02 PM
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184. Yep. Biting the hand that feeds 'im, too.
:silly:
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:07 AM
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169. "Bad Congress! Bad! No shitting on the rug!" n/t
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #12
236. On the other hand, perhaps it would be more realistic to name a
cat 'Congress'. I call Congress all the time and Congress ignores me - like totally.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:43 PM
Response to Reply #12
277. Screw that. Whenever I get a dog again, I'm naming it God.
Think of all the things I could say...

"Bad God!"

"God, stopping shitting in the garage!"

"Drop it, God!"

And I will be God's master and God shall be taught his/her place.
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Realityhack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:52 PM
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283. w00t!
lol.
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 AM
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13. I'm on hold...
Quick! What, of an infinite number of things, do you want me to tell them?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:42 AM
Response to Reply #13
23. tell them to pass a law banning ALL Olive Gardens!
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:43 AM
Response to Reply #23
25. NO! How About Applebee's?
Olive Garden does good carryout for people on business travel!
The Professor
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:45 AM
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29. FREEPER!!
get over to that OTHER site freeper!!!

:P
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
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39. Do I Have To?
I like it better here!
The Professor
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 AM
Response to Reply #29
87. Freep'er? I barely know'er!
ba-doom
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:45 AM
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31. Do they?
Gotta try it. Thanks for the tip!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:49 AM
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42. Chili's Too!
Sorry, don't mean to hijack this thread over this, but both places have a full menu with a priority for people waiting to carryout. So, you can park right next to the door, go in to order, get your food in a hurry, and then go back to the hotel room to eat. I do this a lot.
The Professor
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:50 AM
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43. you're worried about hijacking THIS thread?
:rofl:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:10 AM
Response to Reply #43
82. Oh Yeah! What Was I Thinking
I forgot what the original post was about! Duh!
The Professor
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM
Response to Reply #42
48. Great!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM by cc488is
Thanks for the advice. Good thing to know when traveling.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
Response to Reply #42
127. Dude. That particular ship has sailed.
:bounce:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:05 PM
Response to Reply #42
237. I've always had a weakness for Chilis
Kinda hard to screw up fajitas.
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Not a moonbat Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:15 PM
Response to Reply #42
241. Just say no ...
To corporate food. Ick.
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cc488is Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:45 AM
Response to Reply #23
28. LMAO
They said they LOVE the Olive Garden.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:44 PM
Response to Reply #28
278. Who is this "they" you speak of?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:38 AM
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15. Funnies.Fucking.Thread.Today.
:rofl:

you all crack me up
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:42 AM
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24. I've already called them about everything in the book!
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:43 AM
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26. Ummmm....just to say hi?
'Splain, please.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:36 PM
Response to Reply #26
193. For a good time! They were practical and scratched their numbers
in the ladies stall at KFC. :bounce: :toast:
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:44 AM
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27. Call them what?
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
Response to Reply #27
41. Call them and maybe say.....
" Get off your fucking ass or we will vote you out too!"

"Get with the fucking program and denounce Joe Lieberman as a Democrat." " Emphasize that Lieberman left the Democratic Party for self-serving gains which will not and has not serve the citizens of Connecticut or America.".
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM
Response to Reply #41
49. "Do you have 16 pound balls? How about Prince Albert in a can?"
"Yes, that's Simpson. Bart...B-A-R-T..."
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:57 AM
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129. "Is Amanda Huggenkiss there?"
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:11 PM
Response to Reply #49
188. No, but I might have two- eight pound
melons?????????????O8)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:46 AM
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33. Okay... I've Got One On The Phone... Now What?
:shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:47 AM
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37. QUICK ALLEN!
breathe heavy and tell them you are naked and oiled up!
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:57 AM
Response to Reply #37
58. "Yes Mr. Gannon, we'll put you right through."
:rofl:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:02 AM
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67. ...
:D :thumbsup:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:07 AM
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78. ~
:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:48 PM
Response to Reply #58
296. OMFG. LOL. ROFLMAO.
That was fucking funny. :rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:10 AM
Response to Reply #33
83. Tell them not to fly ANYWHERE
and leave those liquids at home.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:17 PM
Response to Reply #33
189. OMG-
:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:47 AM
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35. OK that does it. I'm recommending this sucker.
:patriot:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:51 AM
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46. Don't you mean "I'm recommending this FUCKER?"
Fuckin' a, might as well. It'll be locked soon anyway!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:00 PM
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227. how about a "sucker fucker " recommendation?? n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
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38. Yoohoo! Congress!
:shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:51 AM
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47. "Is your refrigerator running?"
Better go catch it!

:yoiks:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
Response to Reply #47
55. Do You Have Prince Albert In A Can?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM by arwalden
Well you'd better let him out!! :rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:59 AM
Response to Reply #55
60. Is Amanda there? Amanda Huggankiss?
:rofl:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:03 AM
Response to Reply #60
71. Is Mike there? Mike Rotch?
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:05 AM
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74. could you page Mike Hunt for me please?
:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:10 AM
Response to Reply #74
81. What about Anita? Anita Hanjhab?
:rofl:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 AM
Response to Reply #81
88. Is I.P. Freely there? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:15 AM
Response to Reply #88
89. Is Al there? Yeah, Al. Last name Kahalic?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:17 AM
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91. Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:17 AM
Response to Reply #91
93. Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:19 AM
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94. Hello? Anita? Anita Bath?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 AM
Response to Reply #94
98. I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:26 AM
Response to Reply #98
101. Visualize Whirled Peas
:D
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:57 PM
Original message
Is there a Hugh Monguscoq in the room?
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:15 PM
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214. Yes, I saw him having a drink with Hugh Johnson and Ivor Hardcocke
:nuke:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #214
222. Hugh G. Rection and Pez D. Spencer were there, too!
I saw 'em!
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Pushed To The Left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 01:31 AM
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305. Pro-wrestler Bill DeMott actually used "Hugh G. Rection" as his ringname
several years ago in WCW!
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:34 PM
Response to Reply #94
191. Don't forget her sister, Anita Pryce-Czech.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:23 PM
Response to Reply #191
233. I knew her uncle, Zbignew Chrysler
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 07:10 AM
Response to Reply #233
292. I'm laughing my ass off: Day 2
:rofl:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 07:19 AM
Response to Reply #233
294. And I knew her aunt on the other side! Dixie Normus!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:20 AM
Response to Reply #81
96. Don't forget about Heywood. You know, Heywood Jablomi. nt
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:44 AM
Response to Reply #74
115. Sheriff Mike Hunt
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:45 AM by Ellen Forradalom
who liberated the Aiken cocks?

http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:35 AM
Response to Reply #74
151. What is their support for Mike Hunt's upcoming campaign
:shrug:


That's him!
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
Response to Reply #60
124. Howie? Howie Feltersnatch?
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #55
208. Buster? Buster Hymen?
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:32 PM
Response to Reply #208
219. I'm Pastor Fuzz
:argh:
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #55
288. Check with the cryogenics dept.
I.C. Wheener
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
Response to Reply #47
123. "Do you have any 10-pound balls?"
:crazy:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #123
247. "Balls. Party of two"
"Balls. Party of two?" Apparently they were too hungry to wait.
"Mr. Heywood Jablomie, Party of four? Heywood Jablomie, party of four"
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:54 AM
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52. Issues Tyler may want you to discuss
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:59 AM by Whoa_Nelly
1) Chertoff pumping up the terror by stating, without proof, it may have been Al Qaeda that is targeting US domestic flights from Britain, and the US media carrying the story for the neocons

2) The slaughter of over 1,000 civilians in Lebanon, with 30% of these being children

3) Two Michigan Men Facing Terrorism Charges in Ohio
http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-08-10-voa16.cfm

on edit:

4) Robb is a Dingbat
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:59 AM
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59. Fucking BUZZ KILL, man!
:(
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:07 AM
Response to Reply #59
79. LOL
Yeah... x(

:rofl:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:44 AM
Response to Reply #59
113. Are you saying I'm a Buzz Killer?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:44 AM by Whoa_Nelly
I'm calling Senator Levin RIGHT FUCKING NOW and telling!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:41 PM
Response to Reply #52
197. I'd rather tell them all about my new tattoo.
:D
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:30 PM
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217. .
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:46 PM
Response to Reply #197
279. Cool, what's the tattoo? Post a pic and I'll post mine.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #52
246. Oh, great...
...now you want CONGRESS to know. :D
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
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53. Tyler, dude...where'd you go? I've got them on hold! What do I say?
FUCK! He fucking took off.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM
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57. Dear Mods...thanks! I thinking we needed a little FUN this morning!
A few laughs are in order today, Terra Thursday. Thanks for not locking...yet.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:02 AM
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66. I called
They asked me what I wanted on my Pizza.....
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:10 AM
Response to Reply #66
84. Levin & Stabenow is my favorite pizza place!
The lox and doctorskaya pie is to die for.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:38 AM
Response to Reply #84
152. I thought they were the law firm that handled my frivolous lawsuit
Republicans are trying to put them out of business
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:03 AM
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72. This sounds important.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:48 PM
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280. So call Congress right FUCKING now!
What are you going to tell them?
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:05 AM
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Did I tell you about this one time, in Rep Camp...
;)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 AM
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85. .
:D:thumbsup:
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:05 AM
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73. Shall I ask if they have Prince Albert in a can?
Or if their refrigerator is running?
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 AM
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86. Wouldn't it be best to wait a day or two?
I don't want to appear desperate or anything. :shrug:

Tyler, I :patriot: U!
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:16 AM
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90. Okay, I called Kay Bailey Hutchison
KBH: "Hello?"

ME: "Hi Kay. Watcha wearing?"

KBH: -click-

John Cornyn's phone is ringing. Pickup, damn it, pickup!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 AM
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97. When they answered I yelled, "Why'd you FUCKING call me?"
No, reply... But, now there's this beeping noise on my phone and
I'm back on the 5 second delay.

:shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:22 AM
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99. K&R
:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:24 AM
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100. I called Lieberman. His phone was disconnected.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:27 AM
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102. he is busy
drinking a Pepsi One
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:32 AM
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104. and wacking off to this photo
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:29 AM
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103. If I do, do I get a cookie?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:29 AM by MiniMandaRuth
Preferably, I'd like one in the shape of an 'F'.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:34 AM
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105. No! No cookies for you!
:hi:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:36 AM
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106. But I like cookies!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me....

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE FUCKING ALPHABET?!?!?!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:37 AM
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107. THE LOUNGE IS ATTACKING! THE LOUNGE IS ATTACKING!
It's a fucking invasion! :tinfoilhat:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:41 AM
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110. Double on the tinfoil.
Hey, can we call Congress on how to make tinfoil hats? I don't think they know how to use them yet. Or make them. Or appropriate a quarter billion dollars towards them.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:43 AM
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112. How much would a tinfoil hat procured by the Pentagon cost?
:rofl:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:46 AM
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117. Eh. Add some missles and make it cameo....
Then they'll buy it.

BUT ONLY IF IT FLIES, DAMMIT.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:44 AM
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114. DUCT TAPE!!
terra!! terra!! terra!! terra!!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:46 AM
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119. The Pentagon is well aware of the procurement and manufacture of tinhats.
http://www.zapatopi.net/mindguard/

Be prepared!
Be scared!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:09 PM
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229. don't fucking discuss that here..shhhh its the shadow fucking government
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:11 PM by flyarm
that is hiding the tin foil hats..

we do not discuss those things here..entirely too fucking complicated for visitors from you know where:hide:

i am very SERIES!!111!!!11!!11!!! here...

no fucking pentagon secrets should be disclosed here!! especially about our special fucking hats!!

fly..:hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:28 PM
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244. YOU KNOW IF THE LOUNGE IS LOOSE IN HERE, IT'S TIME FOR A STREAKER!
:woohoo:

:evilgrin:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:45 AM
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116. Should I tell them about the kudzu problem?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:48 AM
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121. you should
i hear it's going places :rofl:
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:46 AM
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118. they were in the shower
I hate when that happens.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:46 AM
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120. Called Levin to voice my disappointment
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:47 AM by Blue_Tires
He got a little unruly with me, though

a taped excerpt
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:55 AM
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128. This is the funniest fucking thread I have ever seen.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:56 AM by Fox Mulder
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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mad-mommy Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:58 AM
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130. I'm new, and a bit scared
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:07 AM
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135. well we don't want you scared..so do as i say...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:10 AM by flyarm
get zip lock bags...

make sure they are clear ...

then go get duct tape..

and plastic sheeting...

home depot is a good place to start...

do not get on "cutter airlines"..cutter airlines????????
i know, i know..but msnbc, the most reliable news just said beware of Cutter Airlines.. stay with me here..

put your passport in a plastic bag..

seal your doors and windows...

sit at your kitchen table..and look closely at your passport in that plastic bag..

got any little bottles of liquor in your house??..you know the airline type..

if you do ..go get it..,.i'll wait for you...
now...

dump it in your coffee...

butttt hold on..do this first...

check the duct tape and the doorways..and windows..don't forget the windows..

now call senator levin , and ..repeat after me...

broooooommmmm broooooooommmm..weeeeeeeee

tell him you are traveling in a space ship..since you do not trust the airlines anymore..

especially "cutter airlines!!"


welcome to DU...

fly
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mad-mommy Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:15 AM
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139. My kids are wondering why I am laughing at a computer...
My kids are wondering why I am laughing so much at the computer. LOL. Holy cow, I have to sign off and do some housework so I have something to complain about later when DH gets home. This is the best place I have found, but it's a full time job keeping up with the posts. Can't I get paid for this? Would it be too early to dump some liquor in my coffee...I'll sign on later and find out...
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:22 AM
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146. dump , dump now!!.. I AM COMPLETELY
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 AM by flyarm
SERIES!!1!!11!!!!

GET THAT BUZZ GOING HONEY..IT MAKES THE HOUSEWORK SEEM FUN!!

brooooommmmm broooooommmm weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Senator Levin ...this is a Series!!!11!!!1!!! call...

STAY OFF CUTTER AIRLINES...IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME CALL MSNBC!!

FLY
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:01 AM
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167. is that
Box Cutter Airlines?
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:17 AM
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173. must be what MSNBC means...lol
( actually its QUATAR Airlines)

but msnbc pronounced it..

Cutter..

i found it so ironic to hear that this morning!

i am being :

:sarcasm: :sarcasm:


fly
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:17 PM
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230. do we look like we are getting fucking rich here??
i know you are fucking new..but get in line for the money!!..you have only Fucking 90,000 fucking people ahead of you..don't get so damn greedy!!

newbies have to earn it here first!!..

but i do fucking welcome you to Fu...or du..whichever...

now get your fucking house clean, will you..so you can come back and fucking play!!

fly
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:31 PM
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245. Don't be scared. I can explain it very easily.
There is this place where DU keeps those of us who are crazy. It's called the Lounge. Well, this morning, someone (I won't say who) broke us all out and we are here in GD having some fun. That is all. No need to be scared or worry. Now, for me, there is a reason to be scared. There are bad storms approaching. I'm :scared: of storms. :scared:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:59 AM
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131. It puts the lotion on its skin...
How is Buffalo Bill going to travel now? :cry:
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mad-mommy Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:16 AM
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140. doesn't it put the lotion in the basket?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:19 AM
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142. Yes, but it's a carry-on basket!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:27 PM
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251. With a poodle attached!!
:wow: :rofl:
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:04 AM
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132. I tried, but they must be screening.
But I'm going to keep calling until they pick up, don't worrry.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:05 AM
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133. THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING THIS POST!! LAMONT HACKERS BEWARE!!!
K&R!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:11 AM
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138. where the fuck is agent mike when we need him...
everyone.. quick take your stations...

fly
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:07 AM
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134. I haven't laughed this hard in years. DUers rock!
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:09 AM
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136. hey tyler. promise you'll start a new thread once a week. promise!
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:11 AM
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137. Umm is this The Blackhead head residence ?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:11 AM by undergroundpanther
Umm no, you are Mr Whitehead? Oh I'm so Sorry, I must have the wrong Pimple..

(a crank call I made years ago when I was a young pain in the ass though you all might like it,since Mike Hunt and running fridges were up for discussion...)
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:18 AM
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141. How on earth did a post in this thread get deleted?
I even posted in the sub-thread that is gone...and I sure can't figure out why it would be deleted. I don't recall it being any different or offensive than anything else here. It can't be the language, because that's the anchor of the entire thread!
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BooScout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:20 AM
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143. I think the mods started drinking early today.......
Since the trolls got here early they had to in order to save their sanity.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:27 AM
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148. ahhh someone said they were a prude about the word fuck..
can you fucking believe someone wouldn't like the word fuck??????

so they fucking deleted the fucking post...

oh well...another fucking day in paradise...

have a fucking great day..

fly
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:31 AM
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149. Actually, that particular poster had a post count of 12
Maybe the mods knew something we didn't.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:40 AM
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155. yeah see post #16 ...deadwood!! n/t
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:41 PM
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198. MIne went with it n/t
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:21 AM
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144. What a classic.
:rofl::rofl:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:21 AM
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145. I told Hillary and Chuck my favorite Tyler Durden story
Back when Spain elected their socialist government, Tyler predicted that Freeptards would call for the boycott of Taco Bell. Sure enough, they did. Morans :rofl:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:41 AM
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156. And Peter King said you were a bigot before denouncing catholics
immigrants and muslims.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:32 AM
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150. I think Carper and Biden have my number on call block
can I email them?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:38 AM
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153. Sherwood just told me he's introducing legislation to ban corn flakes.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:42 AM
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158. He wants to ban Congressmen from the heartland?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:43 AM by Atman
It's a start...start from the middle and work your way out to the coasts.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:44 AM
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160. He's been bought by the poultry lobby.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:44 AM
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161. as long as they leave my fucking special K that trims my waist
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:46 AM by flyarm
alone...

you know the ones that make me drop a jeans size in two weeks...

no messing with my Special K...( with red berries)

and fuck i might win the free jeans...

and hot damn , my new box has a jeans style guide inside..

nope tell him go with the wheaties..

and leave my fucking diet food alone!!

fly
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:45 AM
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162. Doesn't Sherwood use cornflakes with his Mistress?
:shrug:

I can't believe that asshole is still running!

BTW - there is someone from the Chris Carney campaign that posts over the PA forum, something like bdoyle
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:49 AM
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164. Yeah, I'm on their mailing list.
Campaign is pretty well run so far. But there's way too many Republicans in Pike County.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:07 AM
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170. Pssst... he uses it to bread his fried chicken
If we can't trust him with fried chicken, what can we trust him with? :hide:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:42 AM
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157. What's the First Rule of Calling Congress?
You do not talk about calling Congress!
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:43 AM
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159. Don't bother?
You may as well just write your own form reply.
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OregonBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:48 AM
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163. Uh, okay, be happy to if you'll tell me what I'm calling them about?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:54 AM
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165. Tell them to keep their stinking hands off my Prell.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:37 AM
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176. When Prell is outlawed only outlaws will have Prell!
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shugah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:56 AM
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166. i'm posting here to say i did it!
it was kind of awkward tho.

"good morning this is senator levins office."

"good morning!"

"how can i help you?"

"...ummmm... ..."

"did you have something to say to the senator this morning?"

"ummm... .... ..."

he hung up :shrug:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:10 AM
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171. TELL CONGRESS WE WANT THE LETTER "Q" STRICKEN FROM THE ALPHABET!!!!
That way we can eliminate Al "Q"aeda.

And tell them to STOP USING MY FUCKING BATHROOM!!! They never clean up after themselves.

Oh, and they can pick up some milk for me on their way home, and none of that skim shit either.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:12 AM
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172. And tell them to stop taking my makeup every morning!
I am sick to death of reaching for the mascara only to find that Lindsey Graham has gotten there first!
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Garbo 2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 12:03 AM
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303. LMAO!
:spray:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:13 PM
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239. If you eliminate the letter "Q" we'll have to invade Iran
Since the Bush regime won't be able to figure out what Ira is
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:36 PM
Response to Reply #171
254. NO! Get rid of "W"
Damn letter's gotta go!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:22 AM
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174. Is this a homework assignment?
Are we going to kidnap them and threaten to cut off their balls or something?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:24 AM
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175. Can't we just corner them in the bathroom and rubber-band their balls?
Do not *fuck* with us.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:35 PM
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192. are you a decider???...n/t
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #175
194. I say we put terrible things into their lobster bisque!
:bounce:
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:41 AM
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177. everyone stop what you are doing now....this is a a test..


a test of national broadcast breast milk sipping mothers..

everyone now..sip ...breast milk...


ok you can get on my aircraft now...

***

good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard flight 333

from the absurd to the totally nuts ..

Captain Sly informs me our flying time to nuts is 3 hours and 22 seconds..

We have a special request today..if you are hiding breast milk in your toothpaste tube..please ring your call button, so a flight attendant may escort you off the aircraft before departure.

I you are carrying Prell ( yes we listen to you in the isles)..you are forbidden to fly with us today.

All cell phones will be collected by your cabin crew.

And we ask that you show the cabin crew your plastic bags when they pass through the cabin .

All passengers must comply with the flight crew .

Passengers sitting in the exit row, must be willing to open the emergency exit in the event of an emergency..and if you fucking can't understand that..get your fucking ass out first! or get out of the way..

..fat asses move to the rear..you won't make it out that little fucking window!

As special precaution on this flight today, we will be collecting all breast milk in bottles...after we have you drink enough of it to prove its breast milk..and we don't care if the baby screams the entire flight!

Please look at the emergency card in your seat back pocket ..

We know you have your choice of airlines and we are happy you chose to fly with us today , we appreciate your business...

have a pleasant flight.

fly
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:44 AM
Response to Reply #177
179. Get these muthafuckin' breasts off this muthafuckin' plane!
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:34 PM
Response to Reply #179
190. ok calm down..all breast feeding mothas off the plane immediately!!
we will have a train to take you to your destination...

overseas you say??

well fucking swim!!

flippers and goggles will be fucking provided!

fly
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #190
199. TEATS ON A PLANE!
Ooh, man, that's three SOAP jokes today! :P
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:56 PM
Response to Reply #177
284. Steve Don't Eat It: Vol. 5...Breast Milk
Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I'm talking about breast milk.

That's right. And not just a little drop off the odd finger, but a genuine slug of freshly-pumped wife juice. (I'll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got, and keep typing.)

Thinking about actually drinking breast milk has caused me to ponder the question: Is it not weirder to drink cow's milk which is truly intended for baby cows? The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife's chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?

Okay, I have put this off long enough. The time has come. I'm off to The Booby Bar to see what they've got on tap...


FUCKING PRICELESS!
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:43 AM
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178. TELL THEM TO CREATE AN AGENCY FOR PUTTING THINGS ON TOP OF OTHER THINGS!!!
:crazy:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:55 AM
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180. Uh, hi? Olympia? You left your bra here last nite. Ok, Thanks. Buh-bye.
:shrug:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:11 PM
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187. QUICK - WHO ARE MY SENATORS????
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:39 PM
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195. NO! I'm not calling! Tyler Durden is NOT the boss of me!!!!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #195
201. Y'know, you're not some unique and beautiful snowflake.
:rofl: Now give me a hand with this lye.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:46 PM
Response to Reply #201
202. My name is Robert Paulsen.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 12:47 PM by MrCoffee
and this is a chemical burn.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:50 PM
Response to Reply #202
204. That does it - I'm going to watch "Fight Club" RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
:D
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:52 PM
Response to Reply #204
206. That's just what the terrahrists want
they win.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:12 PM
Response to Reply #202
259. THAT'S ROBERT FUCKING PAULSEN TO YOU, MISTER!
AND DON'T FUCKING WEAR IT OUT!

:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:21 PM
Response to Reply #259
266. Ya fuckin Space Monkey!
Your too fuckin fat! I'm going inside to get a shovel.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:39 PM
Response to Reply #266
274. And you're too fucking.....BLONDE!!!
All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #274
297. "Take one more step and you get a..a LEAD SALAD!!"
:rofl:
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #201
223. oh yes he is!!...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 01:54 PM by flyarm
he is FUCKING B E A U T I F U L ............



FLY:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #201
267. I'm the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world
space monkey
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:45 PM
Response to Original message
200. DONE-I told them that my implant had ruptured
and that they needed to call me.

I addressed the comment to "Doctor Allen" on the voicemail.
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:47 PM
Response to Reply #200
203. My neighbor's dog won't stop barking
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:53 PM
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207. Holy shit
This kinda reminds me of an old thread in the ATA forum. A new poster put up a thread asking how to put up a thread.

I've never seen Skinner so stuck for a response.

:shaking head:

Tyler, mah brutha, speed is not of the essence sometimes.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:57 PM
Response to Reply #207
209. I JUST got it
:banghead:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:57 PM
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210. And tell them what?
"Hi, Tom, this is N*****. Yeah, that guy who organized your get together in F(reeperville) last year. Umm..so...what's up?"

Although, that is the rapport I have with Tom Udall, so he might not actually think it's all that unusual. Yeah, I am going to call my congressman to chat about cars and women. Thanks for a great idea. I was bored. :D
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politicasista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:08 PM
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211. I can't call him cause he doesn't like my cat n/t
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:31 PM
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218. ALL of Congress???
The whole fucking House AND Senate??

That will exceed the alloted minutes on my cell, I fear.

Can I expense this out????
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #218
242. Just send your bill to George Soros.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 04:19 PM by myrna minx
Fax it on over and you'll get your librul stipend ASAP. :rofl: He keeps all of us libruls awash with cash. :rofl: :hi:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #218
252. Every last one, and be sure to ask them what they're wearing.
:D
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:39 PM
Response to Reply #252
273. Mike DeWine was wearing a Gimp outfit
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:21 PM
Response to Original message
231. This fucking thread
made me spit Diet fucking Pepsi all over my fucking keyboard. Thanks a fucking lot!

:freak:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:24 PM
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234. I KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO CALL CONGRESS!!
Because this fucking thread is so fucking long that it's filling up the fucking tubes!
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wovenpaint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:32 PM
Response to Original message
235. Ya know, I had this on my "to do" list this morning
but got sidetracked when the shrub alerted us to the fact that there are foiled planes out there, reminding us that there are facists starks on the loose...or is it a stork reminder???

Anyway...I put the phone down and turned on the news - but I haven't seen ANY foiled planes yet.
I'm beginning to think that it's just another conspiracy theory.

I mean how much Renolds Wrap does that take????? Planes are hugh!!11!!11!!!

:shrug:



:crazy: :crazy: :eyes: :crazy: :crazy:







:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:08 PM
Response to Original message
238. Skip the middleman. Call Halliburton right now.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:14 PM
Response to Original message
240. So seriously - Does anyone know why we're calling our senators
:shrug:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #240
248. Dear Senator. There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S., I am not a crackpot.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:20 PM
Response to Reply #248
264. CA, OR & WA
fuckin country is too fuckin broad anyway.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:02 PM
Response to Reply #264
291. Come on, those states at least are blue. How about FL, OH and TX
Nothing but voter corruption throughout
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 04:04 AM
Response to Reply #264
313. Yeah!
We'll join Canada. After all, that's the tourist motto for Seattle - Seattle, It's Almost Canada!
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 04:02 AM
Response to Reply #240
312. Aw, Lynne
If you haven't figured it out by now, we aren't going to tell you. :evilgrin: :hide:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:26 PM
Response to Original message
243. I asked Specter if he knew where Oscar was.
He told me it was classified.
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:16 PM
Response to Reply #243
249. OSCAR!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:33 PM
Response to Original message
253. What the
fuck is everyone fucking jumping up and fucking down about?

Jenn
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:40 PM
Response to Original message
255. I called fucking Congress and asked to fucking speak with my worthless
fucking senator, but my fucking call must have been fucking misdirected, because I ended up talking to some fucking jerk named "Tom" at Orkin fucking pest control in fucking Sugarland.
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:00 PM
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256. Hello Congress? Yeah, I'd like to order a fucking pepperoni and sausage...
...with black olives and mushrooms.

Oh, and gimme an order of that fuckin' crazy bread too!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:10 PM
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258. FUCKING RECOMMENDING THIS FUCKING THREAD FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
FUCK!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:14 PM
Response to Reply #258
261. OMG! It's Robert Paulsen! I wanted to be Marla Singer but I think
it was taken.

Best line:"Take one fucking step and you'll get..a..a LEAD SALAD!!!!"
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:17 PM
Response to Reply #261
262. Where the fuck did Robert Paulsen come from!
I thought he was fuckin dead and we buried him in the fuckin backyard!

Best line: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:00 PM
Response to Reply #262
285. Yep. Killed serving Project Mayhem.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:51 PM
Response to Reply #261
282. Someone had it capitalized, so I lowercased it together.
My favorite lines:

Narrator: I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:21 PM
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265. You just fucking never know what......n/t
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:03 PM
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286. I CALLED THEM AND THEY FUCKIN' HUNG UP ON ME!!
They said, "What the fuck do you want!?" I said, "I don't know." They said, "Then get the fuck off our phone!!" And hung up on me!!
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:47 PM
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287. FUCKING KICK THIS SHIT!
:kick:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:23 PM
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289. I'm still on hold.
:boring:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:59 PM
Response to Reply #289
290. What fuckheads? What the fuck gives them the right to fuckin' put you
on fuckin' hold? Don't they fuckin' know that you're fuckin' rug? What motherfucking asshats!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 11:59 AM
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295. Kicking for laughs.
Fucking A!!!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:39 PM
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298. Oh, FUCK. My side is hurting from laughing.
I just read the whole fucking thread. It was FUCKING AWESOME. I may not be able to talk any of the mods into pinning it at the top, so I'm bookmarking it. This is FUCKING CLASSIC. :rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 10:23 PM
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299. Do you know what this f*cking thread needs?
More f*cking!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 09:23 AM
Response to Reply #299
300. OMG!! You're killing me!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 10:33 PM
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301. .........
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 10:37 PM
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302. Kicked.
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 10:38 PM by impeachdubya
I wanted to recommend this thread, too... but It fucking wouldn't let me.
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 12:06 AM
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304. This thread is hilarious.
And I didn't call. :)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 10:50 AM
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306. Fucking kicking. n/t
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 10:29 PM
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307. What's the FUCKING NUMBER????????????????
n/t
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focusfan Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 12:57 PM
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308. i wrote my congressman of my state 
asking to impeach George W
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 01:07 PM
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309. Kudzu Part Deux...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 01:09 PM
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310. I was just gonna call this the Kudzu of General Discussion
We'll have to create something for GDP
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-15-06 01:42 PM
Response to Reply #310
311. It is, it really is!!
TYLER, WHERE ARE YOU???

:bounce:
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