The terrorists are in 60 nations, well-armed and ready to attack....

kentuck

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Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM
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The terrorists are in 60 nations, well-armed and ready to attack....

We should sleep with one eye open. They could attack at any time. They are armed to the teeth. They have nuclear weapons. They have bunker-buster bombs. They have missiles that can turn the corner and run up your ass. They have goggles that see in the dark. They have WMDs. And they have the will and the desire to kill...

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Xenotime

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Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
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1. We should negotiate with them. Just don't count on * to save you...

He'll run and hide like he did in 9/11

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C_U_L8R

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Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
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2. they are under your bed

and in your closet

booooooooooooooooooooo

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graywarrior

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Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM
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3. I have duck tape and plastic, especially for my ass

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Burma Jones

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Thu Aug-10-06 08:56 AM
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4. You have got to leave the xBox alone......

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kentuck

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:06 AM
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5. We have seen the enemy and it is us..

Get it?

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RufusEarl

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 AM
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6. Yup, the US have all the weapons to commit world wide terra!!

and it appears they're doing a fine job, what they don't use themselves they sell to others.

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bowens43

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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7. I saw three of them on the way to work today.

They were disguised as teenage girls (how devious!!!). They were carrying suspicious backpacks. I could tell by the way they whispered to each other and then giggled that they were in the process of hatching some heinous plot to attack our freedom. Obviously they hate America and know that the time to attack is right. After all, the insurgency in Connecticut, at the behest of Ned Lamont, has joined ranks with Al Qaeda and kicked Patriot Joe to the curb.

Now , I must contact Homeland Security and switch parties before I am suspect!!

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