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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:17 AM
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I suspect my neighbor has several types of Liquids, what should I do?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 11:19 AM by Philosoraptor
Who ya gonna call? Plot busters!

But seriously, this is now the new laughing stock of the month, like those great laughing stocks of the past, mission accomplished, duct tape, little color coded terror charts.

Liquids will be on Leno and Letterman, baby formula jokes, urine jokes, precious bodily fluid jokes.

but seriously, my neighbor has several liquids that he could easily use as a weapon of mass destruction, and he is a dark, swarthy foreigner, not white at all.

should i call michael jerkoff over at homeland insecurity?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:19 AM
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1. Yeah, send the floating 'Of the Devil' head after 'em!
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM
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2. Don't suspect a friend
Report him.
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM
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3. Watch out for those bottles of champagne!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 11:20 AM by theHandpuppet
Not to mention they're French, you know.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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Well, invite yourself over and drink his beer, what else?
I mean don't you have _any_ common sense?
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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4. it's worse than that, even
The liquids are everywhere. They come out when I turn on the shower, some of them fell from the sky earlier (possibly dropped from a plane! who knows?!?), and I recently found that when I pee (gasp!) LIQUID comes out! I'm fuggin' TERRORFIED, man!
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:22 AM
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7. Why do you realize, Mandrake, 70% of YOU is water!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:25 AM
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9. Purity Of Essence!
We must protect our Precious Bodily Fluids!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:57 PM
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15. Can I get some grain alcohol and rainwater over here?
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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5. Don't tie up the switchboard unless you see him get in a cropduster
that doesn't belong to you.

Remember that babble that tumbled out of the idiot's mouth?
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:22 AM
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6. better call Scotland Yard to see if there is a risk...
Nobody in this administration seems to have a clue as to what is going on.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:23 AM
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8. It's been fun... But, I'm off to buy 55 gallons of Old Spice.
Think it'll raise any suspicions?

Seriously, yeah there's some dangerous stuff in an airport gift shop, but,
it'd take an unusually large amount to do any measurable damage.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:30 AM
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11. just add MENTOS and watch the fun!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:33 AM
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12. Probably not the interest you were hoping for...
but maybe from some old ladies at the nursing home...
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reichstag911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:28 AM
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10. Throw a joint BBQ...
...and drink 'em! :toast:
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:59 PM
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13. We must stock up on fluids quickly
We cannot have a fluid gap
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:56 PM
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14. if it's 100 proof or better, invite yourself over!!!
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