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November to May, arrived in July. I think they figured out it was hotter in Michigan than N. Florida during that heat wave, or maybe they didn't have air conditioning up there. Anyway, we bought the house my father built in 1936. He was a fisherman. Not a good living. It was the depression. You can imagine it is not a fabulous estate. He built it himself. Did the plumbing,wiring,dug the well, all that. Anyway these yankees are the stupid kind who do not have a sense of humor. Must be repuglicans. In the south, brilliant people might work at a menial job. They might be hilarious, and kind. So you tend to give people the benefit of the doubt till they prove themselves to be stupid. Anywho,it is an old neighborhood on a bayou. Some old people in old houses, some $320k new McMansions built 10 feet from the property line. Some ratty old trailers with mold dripping down the sides. The yankees live in one of those during the winter, 5 feet from our fence. I have chickens, I collect rainwater off the roof, so the house is surrounded by buckets and assorted claptrap. We don't believe in mowing lawns, so I have an english cottage garden out front, with lots of native (scraggly) butterfly host plants, and nectar plants. Bird feeders. I recycle everything. I dumped a ton of shredded confidential paper from my workplace in the sandy areas, to feed the worms and add organic matter to the soil. Grass/flowers are overtaking those areas as the humic stuff attracts them. We are letting the back 1/2 acre go back to forest. We don't plant anything that is not xeriscape-worthy, except 3 big garden spots that are watered with rainwater off the roof. I go outside in my nightgown in the morning while our 10-grain cereal is cooking and feed my chickens. I am not fond of neighbors peering out windows at me and scowling at me across the fence. And I don't want to get dressed up to do some things. We do not fumigate. We have no roaches. We have skinks and lizards and chickens outside to eat the bugs. Every November we get big rats in the house and have to go through horrible shenanigans getting them all kilt. This year in July, the yankees arrived and we got rats! I think they fumigate for roaches when they arrive and the rats have been running over to our house. Rats in July! Yankees in July! Global warming is real! I don't call nice, smart, or funny people from up north "yankees". That is a derogatory term for stupid people who are from up north. "rednecks" are stupid people from down here. Sorry, that is the way I feel. I even like a lot of rednecks, just not the really stupid,mean ones. Flame away.
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