Stephen Baldwin: kicking asses and breaking faces for Jesus since 2002

He's perhaps a smite too zealous

Actor Stephen Baldwin is the born-again, George Bush-loving Baldwin brother, but who knew he's also a fan of threesomes in the bedroom?

"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'" Alec Baldwin's little brother writes in a new book excerpted in the upcoming Esquire mag. "They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

Baldwin also seems to prefer a muscular — make that violent and aggressive — form of religion.

"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp," he says. "He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."

As for Baldwin himself, "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/442544p-372735c.html

But hell, I'd try to find Jesus too after starring in this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115683/ .

Everybody knows Kumbaya wasn't even written yet!

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"'Do not turn the other cheek. Make him turn his other cheek. And then break his face.'"

I don't recall Jesus being a particularly violent person. But I am probably not reading the Xtreme Teen Bible that Stephen is.

Extreme Teen Bible. Too funny.

Baldwin sounds like a very angry man.

He needed to channel that rage, so he decided to stump for "Jesus Version 3.0: The enraged, sword-carrying bully." It was that, or become a serial kiler.

This people have fun inventing their own realities, don't they?

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Kicking ass in the name of the lord!

LOL Man that really made me laugh. haha

"drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life" after reading this?