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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:29 PM
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Thank God these idiots didn't try to hide explosives up their asses.
If the response to a group of british/pakistanis plotting to hide explosives in drink containers on US bound flights is to make EVERY person throw away all their liquid items on every flight in the US (despite no evidence there were people in on the plot in the US) and UK, imagine what the response would have been if they decided to hide the explosives in a tube up their own asses...

Terrorists! Don't go there! Please!
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:31 PM
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1. You couldn't pay people enough to work for the TSA in that case
Now THAT'd be one heckuva dirty job.
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:34 PM
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6. That reminds me...
I was a parole officer for 5 years, straight outta college. My job frequently took me into various prisons. At our state's maximum securty prison, there is an intake hall where new prisoners are processed in.

"The Hall" had 3 rooms.
#1 - Disrobe
#2 - Cavity Search
#3 - Rerobe

Some poor correctional officer sat on a stool in Room #2, with a small maglight and did what no person should be asked to do.
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thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:31 PM
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2. Now THAT would be a guaranteed win-win scenario for terrists!
Even if they got caught, every traveling American would get screwed from then on.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:32 PM
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3. Dont give 'em any ideas!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:34 PM
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5. I can see the Pubs coming up with the solution: Men with anal probes
Damnnnnnnn
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:40 PM
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9. Calling Jeff Gannon!
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:33 PM
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4. Bush Apologists as TSA Screeners?
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 03:34 PM by RobertSeattle
They are so expert at kissing Bush's sphincter they'd be pros!

:evilgrin:
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:38 PM
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8. They could hire Lemmywinks ...
(from "South Park").
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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:41 PM
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11. Lemmiwinks, you must find the explosives...


Or we will surely die
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:57 PM
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13. Excuse me while I go clean my monitor!
:spray:
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:36 PM
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7. Don't worry, it's coming
They're just getting us used to more and more intrusive searches, ever more outrages committed in the name of "security" Today, it is throwing away liquids, next year it could very well be "assume the position, turn your head and cough".
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:41 PM
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10. It's all pure theatre.
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 03:42 PM by Rosemary2205
They have no intention of making us safer because they know there's little or no threat to the average American. Easier to hit the lotter than get vaporized by a terrorist.
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:51 PM
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12. Butt searches would be a boon for the
Railways & bus travel because a whole lot of people would stop traveling on planes.
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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:04 PM
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14. This is F'ing idiocy - not your post but these stupid new rules
1 - Bojinka was planned and an actual airplane bombing that cost one Japanese passenger his life had already been carried out mid-90's with a liquid explosive brought aboard in a contact lens solution bottle. So the idiots in Bush Admin, HS and TSA already knew this was freakin' possible - so why didn't they put this ban in effect on Sept 12th, 2001?

2 - If I'm a terrorist and now I know I can't bring the liquid aboard in my carry-on, what do I do? Well I either tape it to my body or I do what inmates do, I hide it in a body cavity. Ask any prison guard what inmates manage to hide in body cavities. Hell I've seen stories of inmates hiding knives in their rectum. So 99.9999999...% of the flying public are now going to be inconvenienced cause these idiots in the UK who got themselves infilitrated and apparently had to stay in touch with their superiors couldn't stay off the freakin' electronic communications which they know had to be monitored.

3 - And if I'm a terrorist and I don't want to go the liquid smuggling route but I still want to take some airplanes out I go to Plan B - I put the explosives with a timer or altitude trigger in my freakin' checked luggage.

TSA and their counterparts in the UK are freakin' idiots. Look for terrorists not for freakin' weapons by banning everything liquid from every freakin' passenger.

So unless we're all going to fly naked w/o luggage and undergo cavity searches or they get machines that can scan bodies (I wouldn't object to the latter personally, I'm not that shy about my body) they need to get some common sense. I'm more afraid of flying in bad weather than I am of being the unlucky passenger on a flight that a terrorist picks to bomb. Figure my odds are about the same as getting hit by lightning or winning the Powerball.



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