In defense of liquid weapons at 20,000 feet.

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:43 PM
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In defense of liquid weapons at 20,000 feet.

Imagine...

A closed cabin...

A lot of people...

A broken pint of Chanel #5.

Mmm Hmmm

Frightening, isn't it.

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The_Casual_Observer

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:44 PM
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1. Or a full diaper?

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:44 PM
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2. How about a broken bottle of Brut?

Now there's a WMD for ya.

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texastoast

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:44 PM
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3. I can always deal with Chanel

But that nasty Cinnabar or some of those Aveda smells . . .

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:44 PM
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4. What percentage alcohol? Can it be ignited?

if not directly, with the aid of accelerator?

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Wonk

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:45 PM
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5. Stewardess, can you turn on the oxygen masks please? Thanks.

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Skink

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:45 PM
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6. Please turn off your cell phones and stow all liquid weapons.

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MrCoffee

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:52 PM
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7. I sat next to Mr. Old Spice on the bus this morning

The reality is so much worse than your fears. I was damn near ready to issue a Code Red and detain the bastard for interrogation in a stress position, but the thought of being in a small cell with him made it worse.

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Johnny Noshoes

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:52 PM
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8. Or the even more dangerous

"Dead and Smoulders" the new shampoo that blasts away dandruff.

"The State Department thinks we talk too loud. How about don't invade other countries,
torture their people, lie about it, then screw up everything anyway. That might help too."
--Eric Alterman

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:59 PM
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9. LOL... Good one, Johnny! and love the Alterman quote!

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Johnny Noshoes

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Fri Aug-11-06 06:13 PM
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10. Thank you - thank you

I'm here all week :)

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