Terrorist Calls Pizza Hut, You call Pizza Hut, You are Now ON THE LIST

rpgamerd00d

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:30 PM
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Terrorist Calls Pizza Hut, You call Pizza Hut, You are Now ON THE LIST

Conyers Hearings on NSA Spying. James Bamford spelled out how the "7 degrees of separation" can link ANYONE to a Terrorist.

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meganmonkey

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:30 PM
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1. Thank god I don't call pizza hut

I'm safe, right?

:yoiks:

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gkhouston

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:32 PM
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3. well, safer than if you'd eaten their pizza. n/t

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rocktivity

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:12 PM
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18. I JUST WENT TO A PIZZA HUT, LOL!!!

Caught only first half of the NSA hearings because I had to take my car to the shop. After dropping it off, I walked over to the nearby Pizza Hut. I listened to the rest of the hearings in my car via Sirius. I'm screwed--and I guess my mechanic is, too.

:rofl:
rocknation

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meganmonkey

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:27 PM
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19. OMG You are SO BUSTED!!

Oh shit, why am I talking to you? Oh man, I even met you in real life once.

Now I am SO BUSTED TOO!!!! :hide:

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:31 PM
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2. What about Papa John's?

Do terrarists call Papa John's, or do they just call Pizza Hut?

And, what about Chinese Food? Can I still call for Chinese Food? Maybe I should just eat at home, with the shades pulled down and the lights out and my safe room at the ready.

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meganmonkey

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:33 PM
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7. Oh god that garlic butter dipping sauce

:9

Man, I haven't had Papa Johns in years. But I am starting to drool just thinking of it. Mmmmmm...

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FSogol

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:32 PM
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4. So Kevin Bacon is Osama Bin Laden? n/t

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gkhouston

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:32 PM
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5. damn, he really CAN play any role.... n/t

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rpgamerd00d

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:33 PM
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6. rotflmao! You guys are brilliant... :)

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ncrainbowgrrl

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:34 PM
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9. You missed the "scandalous" role of the babysitter!

:hi:

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ClassWarrior

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:34 PM
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8. Pizza Hut has a Kevin Bacon Pizza now?

I don't get it...

NGU.

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Straight Shooter

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:41 PM
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11. Yes, and it comes with a mushroom ........

... cloud.

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Straight Shooter

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:39 PM
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10. Face it. We're on the list because we are members of DU.

Maybe we're on a sub-list. Maybe they consider us a little nuts, like we're worth watching but not worth worrying about.

It's all ridiculous. America has become a parody of itself.

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FreedomAngel82

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:11 PM
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17. Or for signing the petitions

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sui generis

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:43 PM
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12. Holey Salami, Batman

Especially since my calls to Pizza Hut now go all the way to a call center in deep dark terrorist INDIA!!!!

I wonder if they monitored me. Medium Super Supreme with Pineapple, No Onions, Pan Crust. No, I always forget and throw them away. Hey could you read that back to me? Last time it had onions. No, I'm not allergic, they just make me fart.

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stoneisland

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Fri Jan-20-06 01:50 PM
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13. Wait a second...

Is Pizza Hut Halal?

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MrMonk

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:01 PM
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14. I've had take-out from Afghan Kebab House

I'm doomed.
Dooooomed.

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Servotron

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:02 PM
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15. Didn't OxyRush used to advertise for Pizza Slut?

Cool. Limbaugh's a terraist. I knew it all the time.

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ClintonTyree

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Fri Jan-20-06 02:02 PM
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16. That means Kevin Bacon is a "terraist".............

:wow: who'd a thunk it?

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