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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:39 AM
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Do we know if the Rapture is going to be held before 1 PM?
I need to make lunch plans, and I'm wondering how crowded Lucia's is going to be. Will I need reservations?
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:41 AM
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1. You should time it so that...
you can stuff yourself full of all kinds of food, expensive booze etc. and be raptured before the bill comes. :D
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:02 AM
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17. Couldn't you risk endangering your rapturing status?
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 10:02 AM by acmejack
Wouldn't that be a bummer...
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:41 AM
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2. You need to wait an hour after eating
before going to heaven or you'll get stomach cramps
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:42 AM
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3. I was thinking about getting a haircut. n/t
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gorbal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:43 AM
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4. I thought today was the day of reconing for shiites
It is also my grandfathers birthday. Dang! I forgot to send a card again.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:43 AM
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5. I wish I knew.
I have to go to work at 1:00. If the Rapture's happening today, I might as well blow it off.
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:43 AM
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6. I'm supposed to have company
later this evening. Should I clean my house?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:44 AM
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7. i'm getting my hair done at 9:00am so i hope it's after that, hate to
witness the rapture with my hair half done.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:45 AM
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8. Don't fill up with fuel
just incase. :)
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:46 AM
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9. As long as it happens before midnight.... so I don't have to go back
to school tomorrow. Does anyone have good website telling us the rapture schedule for the Eastern time zone? Thanks!
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TheFriedPiper Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:47 AM
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10. Any Christians that drive shold be arrested for reckless endangerment
If they really believe that the rapture will come and they will be instantly whisked away, that is leaving a speeding car unatended and means that they WILLINGLY are putting others at risk.


ARREST THEM NOW!!!
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:48 AM
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11. I'm hoping for about 4:30 PM
I'll be on the highway and I'll have my choice of abandoned cars!!
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:50 AM
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12. lol
I have several fundie neighbors. I plan on checking out their houses to see if they have any good stuff left behind.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:08 AM
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18. Bibles for your choosing, but not too relevant anymore. n/t
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:51 AM
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13. Dibs on the first available Hummer!
Since the majority of the world's population will be gone - why the hell not?:shrug:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:26 AM
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22. I want dibs on the first available Prius. But I suppose there might not be
very many of them available after the Rapture...........sigh.
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:54 AM
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14. No, No, No. You aren't thinking it out. Why take a pick of abandoned
and used cars on the side of the road? Go to the local dealership with your bible and start preaching to the sales people. Then when they are raptured away, you have a lot full of nice new cars and you get to pick out the color and options that you want. Plus you get that wonderful new car smell.
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waiting for hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:55 AM
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15. Silly Putty....New Car Smell...Silly Putty eom
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A Simple Game Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:44 AM
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27. It would take more than a little preaching to get most
car salesmen I know to be taken in the rapture.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:57 AM
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16. Sillies, it's the day Mohammed got his calling...
Not Jesus call his "chosen" people home...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:10 AM
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19. I'm making a beer run just in case!
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:17 AM
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20. Now there's a sensible answer.
:thumbsup:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:30 AM
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24. I want a little grog to go with the...
Gog and Magog!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:18 AM
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21. Is that Eastern or Pacific time?
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:06 AM
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26. The Rapture is probably on a staggered schedule like Network TV.
"Rapture scheduled for 8 PM Eastern and Pacific, 7 PM Central."

Mountain time zone, Arizona, and Indiana, you're on your own for scheduling.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:28 AM
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23. Dang, I forgot my camera ... all the looks on the faces of the people
with the bumper stickers "If the Rapture comes, grab my steering wheel" as they walk around in a daze wondering where all their liberal friends disappeared to ...

priceless ... of course, I'd probably be able to get a digital camera on credit ... but I'd have to pay the bill ... you know, all the money-changers would not have been swept up during the Rapture ...
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savemefromdumbya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:31 AM
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25. Am I missing out on something?
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