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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:14 PM
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indicted Delay aides say law is too confusing
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 04:25 PM by Cocoa
http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/08/23trmpac.html

The law that helped drive U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay from office and put two of his allies under criminal indictment can't be understood by the "man in the street," defense lawyers argued this morning.

Lawyers for Jim Ellis and John Colyandro, two DeLay lieutenants who operated Texans for a Republican Majority during the 2002 campaign, argued that the 3rd Court of Appeals should throw out indictments brought against their clients because the state's ban on corporate campaign money is confusing.

They also argued that the state's money-laundering statute did not apply to checks at the time, just cash.

Travis County prosecutors disagreed, urging the court to let the prosecution continue.

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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:16 PM
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1. That is THE lamest thing I've ever heard.
:rofl: Funny, but lame!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:17 PM
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2. Why didn't I think of this during law school exams?
This would have saved me hours of time (not to mention massive hand cramps) during my essay exams. "The law is too confusing." Exam over. Where's my A+?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:04 PM
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8. Hell, now nobody ever needs hire a trial lawyer again.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:06 PM
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9. This might just put you out of work
:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:15 PM
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12. Have you tried getting a lawyer job recently???
If you know any who are hiring, give me a call!!!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:17 PM
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3. Yeah, I'm Confused Too, You Mean Checks ARE Like Money?
:rofl:
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:19 PM
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4. Guys with legal advisors are not the man on the street
The man on the street can't do his taxes. Hell, there are math professors who can't do their taxes. That doesn't mean you don't have to do your taxes. Go fuck yourself, Tom. You knew what you were doing.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:20 PM
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5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Keep reaching, Tom
:rofl:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:35 PM
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6. Well...Yes...Your Honor..It's true that I did steal 230,000 dollars in
...Cashiers Checks...but to my recollection, that's not the same as stealing money.

Wouldn't you like to put these assholes in a room full of pissed-off Gorillas?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:37 PM
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7. What's so hard to understand about:
NO CORPORATE MONEY?
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:07 PM
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10. "I FORGOT that laundering money was illegal"
...as Steve Martin might say.

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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:14 PM
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11. So if I go into a bank with a gun and demand a cashier's check, not cash..
...the cops can't touch me, right? Morans!

What upsets me the most isn't that these scumbags are scumbags,
it's the utter, drooling, pig-ignorant STUPIDITY of their
scumbaggery.


Question re: IRONY:
Didn't the Supreme Court case which established that
"Ignorance of the Law is not a Defense" originate
in Texas?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 05:24 PM
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13. "Your honor, I'm just a cave man who was thawed out in todays world"
"Your ways are strange and scary to me. "
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