War, the economy, Global Warming, Criminals in the White House

all that and more and yet, the following are CNNs Internet Headlines:

8-year ordeal ends with victim's escape | Read
2 killed, 4 wounded in shooting spree | Video
Karr arrives in Colorado | 'Like a wolf'
360° Blog: Nuke standoff puts fear on Iran streets
Former Iraq POW Jessica Lynch is pregnant
Pluto no longer a planet, say astronomers | Video
CNNMoney: Apple recalls laptop batteries | Video
Navarrette: Can you make it past my last name?
Blue Angels and Thunderbirds strut their stuff
Haunted house dare gets cheerleader shot
CNN Wire: Latest updates on world's top stories

BBC "U.S." Headlines this hour
US backs morning-after pill sales
Policeman jailed for Rio massacre
US 'lacks Iran arms intelligence'
Bolivia writer set for US embassy
Shift of power in Mexico congress
Kenya ready to fete Obama Oh yeah, and BBC feature story is
the fact that the Northwest Cell Phone Arrestees...are being released.
That must be too embarrassing for CNN to repore.



Only CNN can conjure up endless trash.