So, How Many Farts Did * Cut During Today's Speechifying?

Do you think he cut more farts today or more farts during his interview with Brian Williams? I sort of think he cut
more farts during the interview because he was one-on-one with Williams...and because * considers reporters to
be at about the same level of importance as a brand new WH aide, and we know that WH aides are his favorite
target when it comes to farting.

We can be sure that * was cutting lots of farts on both occasions, because we know from a reputable newsource
that cutting farts is one of the president's favorite activities. In fact, I'm sure it outpaces his reading! * says he read
"three Shaekspeares" this summer. I wonder if he categorizes his farts the same way? "I cut three silent killers this
morning...I cut a big boomer during that interview, too bad Kyra Phlips wasn't there with her live mic to catch it...it was
a doozy!"

Maybe *'s eyes are always squinty because he's smelling his farts all the time.

Whenever I see * on TV now, I wonder if he's farting.

or B.O.

:rofl:

like wars gone bad and Katrina? In all fairness, we should be ready to discuss activities that
* REALLY ENJOYS, like farting. In fact, farting may well define his presidency. It's the one thing he's an
undisputed master at!

The Flatulent Fuhrer

against the media

:wtf:

From USN&WR/Daily Kos:

I come not to bury President Bush, but to PRAISE him!

From U.S. News & World Report:


He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.


I wonder if he can control `em so they go HehHehHeh.... That'd be neato.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/22/82435/4217

Might be more popular than the Kyra Phillips in the potty incident.

I think this is a Rovian wedge issue designed to distract us from the more serious issues that face us.

Farting will soon displace gay marriage, immigration and flag burning from the national dialog.

And for some strange reason us mere Dem's cannot comprehend, it will probably work for them!


-85% Jimmy

Maybe he can't stand his own smell?

he sits in his a pew!!!!