Fellow tools and props of the administration..............

might I remind you that we are in a war against Islamo-Fascist Terrorism. And though it pains the administration to take the following measures, please understand that it may be necessary for your government to eliminate the estate tax, privatize social security and decrease the overall tax burden of those among us who are making the most sacrifices in the name of security and the defense of freedom (see the wealthy). Understand that these considerations are made in interest of the safety and security of the American people. Also kindly remember that those who would oppose these measures give comfort and aid to the very Islamo-Fascist terrorists who are plotting your demise day and night.

Thank you for your time, you may return to Access Hollywood, Oprah and American Idol.

we may have to take further measures.