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Xeric Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:01 PM
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"More spoilage of lazy teenagers"
Edited on Sat Sep-02-06 05:14 PM by Xeric
Another in the occasional series of classic freeper LTTE's in my home paper, the Daily Herald in the suburbs of Chicago. This guy hits all the bases.

Want real trouble? Elect a Democrat

OK, go ahead elect a Democrat president. Then we will see what happens. Higher taxes, end of religion as we know it. More baby-killing clinics. “Oh, it’s OK to kill babies, because we can clone humans now,” they will say.

There’ll be a ban on SUV’s that don’t get 50 miles to the gallon. Hundreds of small companies will go under because the government demands everyone get paid $10 an hour. More spoilage of lazy teenagers, that demand the latest material product. and if they don’t get it, they scream: “Oh you can’t hit me Mom, I’ll sue you!”

And worst of all, after terrorists blow up a major U.S. city, after the new Democratic government fails to “stay the course” in fighting terrorism, “it’s all George Dubya’s fault” they’ll say.

MADD will get every person who even picks up a beer bottle thrown in jail.

“No, we can’t drill in Alaska or off the coast of Oregon, because it will ruin the environment.”

Abolishment of the space program because it’s not worth it anymore! Decrease military spending “because peace talks will solve every problem.”

Spanish will become the official American language.

But there’s good news. Four years after, a Republican will get elected to right this wronged ship.

Ken Sabala

Des Plaines
http://www.dailyherald.com/opinion/fencepost.asp

I'm against spoilage of teenagers too. Keep them in the refrigerator in the low humidity section. Smacking them occasionally will keep them fresher too. Bang! Zoom! To the moon! It's a MADD, MADD, MADD, MADD world.

I'm off to clone some aborted babies now and end religion as we know it.
Adiós amigos!
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:03 PM
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1. LMAO
What a loon! Why doesn't he try a little hysteria and see what happens?

:rofl:
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samdogmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:06 PM
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2. I guess he must think the ship is upright now!
Good grief--is he living in a bubble?
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Xeric Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:09 PM
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6. The ship is upright
He's the one listing to starboard.
I suspect he's driving around in his SUV, drunk. The bubbles are in him, not the other way round.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:06 PM
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3. The rich fantasy world of the freeper!
Edited on Sat Sep-02-06 05:09 PM by Mayberry Machiavelli
Yeah, the destruction of major American cities happens in every administration, Democratic and Republican! Ummm... okay.
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:09 PM
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4. Of course he prefers the 'good old days' of the 50's..when DEMS were
in control of all levers of government?
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:09 PM
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5. I didn't know mental patients were allowed to write LTTE's
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:10 PM
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7. Was this on the comics page?
That's hysterical! :rofl:
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PresidentWar Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:13 PM
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8. This is what happens when you do drugs and then write email.
So remember, kids....JUST SAY NO!
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:19 PM
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9. Based in hate and ignorance...
that's all I can say to that. :eyes:
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:21 PM
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10. Could this be a spoof?
It sounds like something the Onion would fabricate.
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LiberalArkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:23 PM
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12. Nope, I work around mostly conservatives.. That IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE.
And more
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:23 PM
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11. It's not often one hears of a RW nutjob who supports the space program
Of course he is wrong about that, too, cuz the worst American spaceflight disasters occurred under Republican presidents.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:24 PM
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13. This guy is definately out of it.
Edited on Sat Sep-02-06 05:25 PM by sakabatou
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Wise Child Donating Member (132 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:32 PM
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19. I think he forgot that the public schools would teach
kids how to be gay, while giving them medicinal marijuana along with their condoms to add to their "spoilage".
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LiberalArkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:29 PM
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14. The people I work around, and live around, do not see any problem
with fixed elections as long as the liberals do not get in. They do not see problem with fixed elections or even not having an election, as long as a liberal or a Democrat does not have office.

If a liberal or Democrat can get elected it will only be if that person is not like the present Democrats. That person will have to stress how bad everything is and will have to be a REAL liberal, like Johnson, Kennedy or Carter..

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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:30 PM
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15. My Republican friends spoil their kids with maid service
More spoilage of lazy teenagers, that demand the latest material product. and if they don’t get it, they scream: “Oh you can’t hit me Mom, I’ll sue you!”Text


Funny, I don't think paying teens more than minimum wage is "spoiling" them. I think doing like my Republican friend, and allowing the f#cking MAID to clean their rooms and their bathrooms and requiring NO CHORES WHATSOEVER is "spoiling" them.
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:49 PM
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22. Ding,ding,ding-We have a winner!
My area is surrounded by rich, highly saturated with Repub
neighborhoods where just that happens.

I substitute teach HS English and ESL.

At one of our affluent schools-
(conversations that happened)

Me-" Where's your homework?"
Student-" The maid must have thrown it out."

Me- " Where are your gym clothes? ( required every school day)
Student- " Our maid forgot to wash them."
Me- " Why didn't you wash them?"
Student- ( incredulous tone) " That's her job!"

God help us!

:banghead:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:31 PM
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 06:04 PM
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23. Apparently some have...to this poster in general.. 'Cause she's Gone...
...TS'ed.

Gee, I'm so sad. :sarcasm:
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 06:20 PM
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25. Most burb-dwellers don't have maids. Just say'n. n/t
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:32 PM
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17. THEY KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE!!!!
bwahahahahahahahahaha
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:32 PM
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18. ...
:rofl:
When can this guy be on the news? He really makes some GREAT points. It would be nice if we could characterize every
Repub as believing this horseshit - like they always characterize us as commies and such. Hmmm.....
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:39 PM
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20. Um, wow, speechless I am.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 05:48 PM
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21. It always amazes me how terrified these people are
so terrified they'll flout the laws of GAWD to lie about more than half their fellow citizens.

This guy isn't out there to convert anyone, even to scare them into his viewpoint. He's there to shriek his rage at a world that's beyond his understanding, to try to attack people he can't see and who he suspects are far superior to him in a vain attempt to deflect their attention away from that knot of terror in the core of his being.

Every LTTE like this that gets published just makes people madder, and they're not going to agree with this bozo about the targets for their anger.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 06:15 PM
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24. Oh, that's what we've been doing wrong.They're supposed to be refrigerated
Edited on Sat Sep-02-06 06:16 PM by patrice
To really prevent spoilage, I think we should freeze them.
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-02-06 06:22 PM
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26. Because hitting teenagers has...
...a great effect on them psychologically.

It's much better than being supportive!
(sarcasm)



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