Smirky's "vital toolbox"

Have you noticed during the Chimperor's reign of terra that he relies a lot on "vital tools"? Everything that is uncovered or gets him in trouble is a "vital tool."

Domestic spying programs were a "vital tool." There are law suits now for the spying programs. One judge filed an injunction to stop.

The CIA secret prisons are a "vital tool". Europe is making war crime noises.

Tribunals were a "vital tool". Supreme court said no. Smirky' gonna do them anyway.

Strong interrogation (torture) is a "vital tool". Army has now denounced. CIA may continue.

Patriot act was a "vital tool." An excuse to take away rights. Found more school teachers than terraists.

Smirky needs to dump his toolbox find some vital tools with a sure grip handle.

Here is the article that made me notice:

http://www.kfmb.com/stories/story.62375.html

1,000 of his kind of vital tools do not substitute for brains, expertise, intel, planning, and a desire to do good by more than just a small circle of rich sponsors.

They just charge him up and he drills home the message like the mindless tool he is.