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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:07 PM
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Disney Murders Man at Theme Park
From Cliff Schecter at the Huffington Post:

Well, actually, I am not sure exactly what happened during this roller coaster accident at Disneyland in 2003. But before the man got on a ride at Disney's theme park, he was alive. After climbing aboard their ride, he was dead.

Using the creative license Disney/ABC affords itself in determining what led to the death of almost 3,000 people on 9/11, I can only conclude they murdered him.

Now off to send this message out to our school children, so they know not to take a chance with their lives by climbing aboard any Disney ride, as Disney executives are apt to kill people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cliff-schecter/disney-murders-man-at-the_b_28914.html
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:09 PM
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1. OMFG - that is beautiful.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:09 PM
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2. Love. It.
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:09 PM
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3. If someone made a film claiming...
Walt Disney was a serial child molester and ran disclaimers saying it was a fictionalized account, how would Disney feel about that?
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:11 PM
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5. Walt Disney was a serial child molester? Holy Fuck!!! This is HUGH!!
Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 02:11 PM by Cronus Protagonist
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:13 PM
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6. I think I read that somewhere recently!
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:22 PM
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12. It's been going around the Internets... so it must be true!
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:36 PM
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15. Yes, definitely. Some people say Disney was a child molester.
Some people say he had a thing for small animals, too.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 09:10 PM
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31. Hmmm, ... so maybe he *DID* design this ride! Looks like Donald Duck
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:14 PM
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8. Actually, read this great book about Disney — he was not a nice man:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/1566631580/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/002-4763989-5681634?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=283155
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SDDEM06 Donating Member (157 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:18 PM
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10. Are you series!?!!?
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:09 PM
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4. NYCGirl. Thank you! Recommend 1
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ACK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:14 PM
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7. They'll just blame Clinton
And his penis.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:36 PM
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14. That's impossible. Clinton was no where near Disneyland...
his penis, however....eh.....maybe.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:16 PM
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9. it (now) has been suggested that barbara bush
herself made the phone call that fingered the guy Disney murdered. She did so at the request of her son, George.

The plot thickens.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:21 PM
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11. I heard that too!
:evilgrin:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:25 PM
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13. see?
it's been "corroborated."
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:37 PM
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16. The price of admission at the gate is enough to kill an average person.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:38 PM
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17. Stunningly brilliant
This is how you fight back.
I also hope Dems do not use any ABC stations to sell ads for the 2006 elections. Pull the ads from ABC.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 02:56 PM
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18. When asked about the bullet hole in his head
Disney couldn't explain it.

-Hoot
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:09 PM
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19. I was on that ride at Disneyland and I never saw park employees
Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 03:10 PM by KurtNYC
do anything to help that man.*


* for this word parsing exercise I am indebted to the Swift Boat Veterans -- especially whichever asshole said that he was on Kerry's boat and never saw what Kerry and his shipmates did while leaving out the fact that he wasn't in Vietnam at the same time that Kerry was. I similarly was not one a ride at Disneyland when anyone was killed.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:14 PM
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20. Great!
See. the swifties are good for something!
:rofl:
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:15 PM
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21. I think it was in ...
Fantasyland.
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:17 PM
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22. And the CEO of Disney was called, he slammed down the phone after
shouting, "Let the mother-fucker die!"
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jdadd Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:30 PM
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23. I THINK DA GUY HAD IT COMNG
DISN3Y SECURITY FOUND A CLIN2N BUMPER STIKER ON HIS CAR IN DA PARKNG LOT!1!11!11 WTF
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:35 PM
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24. Actually it was Disney's fault due to lack of proper ride maintenance
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yowzayowzayowza Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 05:23 PM
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25. Tweak time!!! Tweak time!!!
k&r
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 05:30 PM
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26. Huh. I thought Disney always dragged the bodies over to Universal Studios.
I kid, I kid.
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bonito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 08:42 PM
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27. I posted this on my orlando craigslist today
Thanks for posting it here! It's just so true.
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Scout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 08:47 PM
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28. she didn't die...
but I saw a woman get off of Space Mountain, and she was so sick and so mad, I thought she might give herself a stroke! I never knew Space Mountain was so dangerous....
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 08:47 PM
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29. Kids never died at Neverland. Why do they die at Disneyland?
Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 08:48 PM by David Zephyr
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 09:14 PM
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32. I don't even associate MJ with the word "neverland" anymore
have you seen the movie Finding Neverland? Its nice to forget about Michael's sociopathy for awhile.
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 08:48 PM
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30. I appreciate your logic
:D
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 01:14 AM
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33. forewarned is fair warned
midget porn (enough said)
save the children
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