*** Attention All Criminals ***
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:20 PM
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Just say you are an alcoholic and you were molested when you were a kid, that should get you off.
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:22 PM
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you said "get you off" heh, heh, heh.
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:23 PM
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Edited on Tue Oct-03-06 05:25 PM by landonb16
i wasn't going to vote for myself, but i am voting for you. EDIT: Error: you can't recommend your own topics... damn
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:24 PM
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3. Oh yeah and check into rehab
That way you don't have to account for your actions
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:24 PM
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4. Don't forget- it's not really rape...
it's just being "over-friendly" ;)
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:27 PM
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5. I'm sure the patriot act covers him somehow
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:28 PM
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6. well maybe I wasnt, but
I was drunk when I said it.
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:35 PM
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7. Guns don't kill people, people kill people...
Wasn't that something the pubs used to say all the time? How about alcohol doesn’t rape kids, sick perverted pedophiles do.
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Tue Oct-03-06 05:44 PM
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8. think foley's hangin with mel gibson?
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Tue Oct-03-06 06:35 PM
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9. I think it's time I went and knocked over a liquor store
my excuse, my roommate in college used to steal my beer. Surely this is enough of an excuse for the courts will forgive me.
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Wed Oct-04-06 12:18 AM
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10. Dude, your ass would be thrown in jail
you are not in the circle
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