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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:21 PM
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I have a hangnail! Damn you, Karl Rove, damn you!!
Damn you, you omnipotent evil genius!
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:22 PM
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1. My glasses broke last week and I need new ones.
Damn that Karl. Damn him to hell.
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:26 PM
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2. My cell-phone broke and it's all Karl Rove's fault!
That bastard knew it'd take me all afternoon to get my provider to fix it! His power and cleverness know no boundaries!

:D
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madmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:33 PM
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3. Torture your finger. That will fix it. n/t
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filer Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:42 PM
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4. I'm feeling tortured...
just thinking about Karl.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:44 PM
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5. He gave me warts last June
And I'm still suspicious about that bout of diarrhea after Labor day.
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:03 AM
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6. Karl Rove made the Seahawks suck last Sunday.
As as for the refs in the Super Bowl... well, you know.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:08 AM
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7. Say no more n/t
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Tom Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:35 AM
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11. It came at just the wrong time, didn't it. and you know there are
NO COINCIDENCES!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:21 AM
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8. "Damn you, damn you, Dan McCone
with a soul of pig iron
and a heart of stone."


On a related note.

"Sally in the garden,
sifting cinders...

Waitaminute, isn't this the lounge?




This post is wholly owned by the Ramjac corporation :tinfoilhat:
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:23 AM
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9. It's the TIMING of my back pain that tells me Rove is up to his old tricks
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 12:25 AM
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10. mY kyeBaoRD izN'T wuRKIng ...
... aNDD i JuSTTT KNNooww HHHHEEESSS bHeind iT!!!!!
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bonzotex Donating Member (740 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 08:35 AM
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12. The same day Fitz said he wouldn't indict Karl,....
...there was a mysterious leak in my car's Radiator. The mechanic said it was a "old hose" HA! How does that explain the two wrong number calls I received the SAME DAY!!!? ...or the elephant shaped stain on my driveway from the radiator fluid that I took pictures of but the photo lab said my "film was bad". Yeah right!!!, I suppose it was just coincidence the unhelpful drug store manager covering up for the destruction of my film was wearing a republican RED NECKTIE!

It's all so clear! Curses on you Karl, you think you are clever, but I'm on to you, just you wait and see!!!!
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