I have spent as much time on the toilet as laura bush spent as a librarian

Maybe much more time, actually. I heard the new George W. Bush School where he spoke the other day has a library named for laura bush. Think there's a chance they'd name the library bathroom the "YDogg throne room?"

I'm just sayin'. It's such a fucking joke to see what a big damn deal people make of laura bush's ever so brief tenure as a librarian ... wasn't she a teacher for a few years, at least? It just seems that the "laura bush = librarian" thing is trotted out to prove that at least one bush knows how to read, but I'm not sure she was especially accomplished in that role, and certainly not so much that she has earned having her name plastered on buildings or even just libraries within schools.

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I mean no offense, teacher's aides. You provide a fundamentally necessary service.

But that bitch could flat-out T-Bone her ex-boyfriend's car, couldn't she?

Not that anyone was drinking and gone all gonzo pissed-off.

Maybe the car was really being driven by Bob Boudelang.

RIP, Bob.

I may be wrong but they are not the brightest bulbs.

"Caesar's wife must be above suspicion."

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it, Mandrake?

:D

...she never taught Driver's Ed.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

:P

... is the person dumb enough to marry him.

I'm jus' sayin.