Stop taunting our congressmen with cute young things now!

The page program in the Congress goes back to the 1830's, but now republican ray lahood wants to end it altogether. Saw him say it on t.v. yesterday, he said end the page program now, send them all home, the program has too many flaws or some such shit.

He was more or less saying that it is the young people themselves who are the problem, not lascivious, horny old men. They are obviously too much of a distraction from the important business of state and war and making massive profits.

If you get too fat from eating Colonel Sanders chicken, eliminate all the chickens in the world, problem solved.

Fuck you ray lahood, you sound more like an idiot pedopolgist every day.

those pages are undercover Democratic operatives, right?

"These kids were playing them" (the congressmen). In other words, it is the fault of the children for making Foley so horny he had to write dirty emails to them (and proposition them as we will soon learn).

I suspected him long ago, but now I believe even more that Matt Drudge is a molester of young boys. Before, I thought he was just in the closet, but the anger and disdain he demonstrated yesterday toward the children makes me believe he may actually be a pedophile.

my god his scales are so smooth! I want to know what skin conditioner he uses for that lustrous sheen.

...those nubile young firm supple succulent juicy erotic boys and girls prancing around like exotic lap dancers?

If there weren't any children, then congressmen would never become pedophiles! BAN CHILDREN!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!!

Let some old folks work, why just the young and the cute? this would do much to sway the temptation away from the overworked, oversexed congressmen. how much temptation is a man supposed to endure anyway?

We'll have to spring for recharging stations for their electric scooters, but hey it would add a little flair to Congress.

good one

And make them cover their sexy, distracting hair, and their evil, flashing enticing eyes, and their beckoning arms and ankles... How can a sober, god fearing man keep his wits about him, surrounded by overwhelming evil distractions like that?!?!?!

men only in government!