I'm confused. You don't actually stick a fork in toast, do you?

Bucky

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:53 PM
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I'm confused. You don't actually stick a fork in toast, do you?

I thought you stuck forks in roasts or poultry to see if it's done. If the toast is done, you ought to be able to tell just by looking at it. Plus a fork would make a lot of crumbs. Why would you stick a fork in toast then?

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Catherine Vincent

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:54 PM
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1. This is a big piece of toast!

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lumberjack_jeff

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:55 PM
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2. If the toast is named Denny Hastert....

... do you really need a reason?

;)

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central scrutinizer

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:58 PM
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3. You stick the fork into the fat lady

to make her sing

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notadmblnd

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:58 PM
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4. nah, you stick a fork in something more like ...ah...a roasted pig

Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 03:59 PM by notadmblnd

and if the meat turns easily away from the bones, it's done.

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intaglio

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:01 PM
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5. Oh lord you youngsters

back in my young day you had toasting forks so you could cook your toast in front of a fire - like marshmallows but crispy

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Bucky

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:56 PM
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12. Then the expression should be, pull the fork out of him; he's s'mores

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patricia92243

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:28 PM
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6. I put apple butter on my toast and then cut it up into bite size and eat i

it with a fork!

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Cha

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:28 PM
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7. Don't you stick a fork in a

big fat turkey, though?

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blitzen

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:30 PM
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8. actually, you should let the roast sit for 15 minutes

before sticking a fork in it...to let the juices reabsorb

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helderheid

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:30 PM
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9. I've PIERCED THE TOAST!

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Drum

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:38 PM
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10. forkLIFT more likely

for that dung-heap.

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BrotherBuzz

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:55 PM
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11. Only if it's stuck in the damn toaster...

and all that crap about unplugging the toaster first is total baloney, because if I unplugged it first I could just use my fingers. Any idiot knows that.

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