Ladies: Is Hastert a Hunk? - Democratic Underground

Stevendsmith

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:43 PM
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Ladies: Is Hastert a Hunk?

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NYCGirl

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:43 PM
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1. A hunk of what?

:evilgrin:

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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4. cottage cheese.

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johnfunk

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Wed Oct-04-06 07:47 PM
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52. Naaah... a hunk of bratwurst, sauerkraut and cheddar!

He calls it "health food..."

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greenbriar

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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6. of pig sweat?

hell he is worse than rush limbaugh and that is baddddddd

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babylonsister

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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2. A hunk of what? nt

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joemurphy

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:59 PM
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30. Burning Love. n/t

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KyndCulture

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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3. hunk of pig maybe..

waitin for the BBQ.

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OhioChick

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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5. Need you ask?

:puke:

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fooj

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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7. Is this a trick question?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ian David

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:44 PM
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8. Hastert has a bad case of Republican-Face

They all pretty much look the same.

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peacebird

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:45 PM
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9. a lard laden hunk of horsemanure with a distinctly "oink-ish" face

:puke:

all the sex appeal of a maggot-ridden piece of road kill......

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Divernan

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:45 PM
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10. Lard comes in tubs, not hunks.

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Dinger

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:45 PM
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11. A Hunk Of Shit, Yes (nt)

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Ksec

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:46 PM
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in that Fred Flintstone kinda way ...and Im a guy....

WIIILLLMAAAA

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flyarm

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:46 PM
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12. ahhh damn i was eating....now i feel sick!!...what a way to ruin

a fine dinner...you could have put a warning!!..lmao..

fly:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray:

fly

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sarge43

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:46 PM
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No, he's a hulk. n/t

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SammyWinstonJack

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:46 PM
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13. !

:puke: :puke: :puke:

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Der Blaue Engel

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:46 PM
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14. Jeezus, are you trying to make us all ill??

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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Cha

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:47 PM
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A Big Hunk of

Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 04:51 PM by zidzi

Pork. At least mayor daley seems to think so..why would he defend him so strawmanish if he didn't?

"If you took the impropriety of every congressman and senator in Washington D.C. , I don’t think anybody would be left,” Daley said.

“I’ve known Denny Hastert personally and publicly for a long time. He’s been a great public servant, a great speaker of the House. He really has. He’s been very fair to the city of Chicago, which he didn’t have to. This idea of asking everyone to resign — there would be no one left in Congress. They’d better be careful,” Daley said.

Pressed on whether Hastert did enough to pursue allegations against Florida Republican Mark Foley, Daley said, “I don’t know all the particulars. But again, asking everyone to resign — there’d be no one left.”

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2302140

Yeah, daley, there would be no repukes left.

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leftchick

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:47 PM
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15. a hunk of shit

:puke:

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undeterred

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:47 PM
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16. bacon

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napi21

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:48 PM
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17. He's a hunk alright, a hunk of

blubber! My appologies to all the whales of the world!!!!

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MoonRiver

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:49 PM
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18. A hunk, a hunk of burning lard...

on the frying pan. Into the fire. God willing.

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Wickerman

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:49 PM
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19. A drunk?

Yeah, looks like one. Oh, nevermind. :yoiks:

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Drum

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:49 PM
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20. a hunk of suet.

Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 04:52 PM by Drum

su·et (sū'ĭt) n.
The hard fatty tissues around the kidneys of cattle and sheep, used in cooking and for making tallow.
Middle English, from Anglo-Norman *suet, accusative of sue, tallow, variant of Old French sieu, from Latin sēbum.

...and I'm no lady!

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City Lights

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:49 PM
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21. More like a steaming pile...

:holdsnose:

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Ikonoklast

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:49 PM
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22. His face is so beet-red

that he must have a hunk of bratwurst stuck in his aorta.

Really, the guy is one donut away from a terminal myocardial infarction.

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sutz12

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:50 PM
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23. In my best Elvis voice....

I'm justa hunka, hunka steaming shit!
I'm justa hunka, hunka steaming shit!
I'm justa hunka, hunka steaming shit!

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:50 PM
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24. More Like A piece...

OS!

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Libby2

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:50 PM
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25. Yes, a hunk of shit.

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Stevendsmith

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:51 PM
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26. He is positively "dreamy."

In a vomit-inducing way.

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gademocrat7

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:53 PM
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27. Disgusting.

I am not feeling well. he is a lying evil greedy s.o.b.

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Crunchy Frog

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:54 PM
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28. Looks kind of like Jabba the Hut.

Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 04:55 PM by Crunchy Frog

Separated at birth?

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Dammit Ann

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Wed Oct-04-06 04:56 PM
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29. my fav hastert pic.

Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 04:57 PM by dammitann

and bush looks pretty retarded, too! pinky and the brain.

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progdonkey

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:11 PM
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33. Pinky and the Brain are much more human than those two...

They look more like they're auditioning for roles in a remake of "Awakenings." :evilgrin:

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Missy Vixen

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:07 PM
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31. No, and I'll tell you why

It has nothing to do with his appearance. It has everything to do with the fact he has no character, no integrity, and nothing to attract any woman who has an IQ higher than room temperature.

I realize I speak for myself, but it's been my observation that women overlook a lot of cosmetic things when they fall in love with a man's soul. The guy in their life doesn't have to be perfect, because he's perfect for them. Mr. Hastert doesn't have a soul.

Julie

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madrchsod

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:08 PM
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32. you mean "heavy d"?

someone out here gave him that name...i would say that certainly fits him!

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Stevendsmith

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:20 PM
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36. Heavy D. ???!!! LOL!!! (n/t)

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Brundle_Fly

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:11 PM
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34. HIM

OR ME

P.S. We're both smokers.

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Saphire

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:19 PM
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35. more like a pile.

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Swamp Rat

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:25 PM
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37. A hunk of sweaty Fränkische Bratwurst... oink oink oink!!!

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Parche

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:25 PM
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38. hasdirt

He looks like an elderly Drew Carey

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Kool Kitty

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:27 PM
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39. Sure is......

the biggest hunk of shit I have ever seen.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:29 PM
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40. Jabba the Hunk, maybe.

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Warren DeMontague

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:29 PM
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41. Are you kidding? He's got Henry Hyde's build and Jeff Dahmer's glasses.

He's sexxxxxxy, baby.

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Catherine Vincent

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:30 PM
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42. He used to be...

sort of...

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Red Right and BLUE

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:31 PM
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43. That just made me hurt myself

When then neighbors start stomping I know I'm laughing too loud.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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Stevendsmith

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:02 PM
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45. Monitor cleanup, cubicle 7. (n/t)

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librechik

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:38 PM
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44. Hassock

that's my nickname for that fat fuck who took bribes from the Turks and got away with it.

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LSK

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:03 PM
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46. of...

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npincus

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:03 PM
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47. looks like a baked ham

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kineneb

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:05 PM
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48. hell no.

Uck. Smarmy bastard.

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Fleshdancer

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:10 PM
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49. Gloria's rule: Assholes are never hunks. Ever.

Hastert could be Johnnie Depp's identical twin and it still wouldn't make him attractive to me.

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Stevendsmith

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Wed Oct-04-06 06:51 PM
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50. Elephant in the hallway!

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never cry wolf

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Wed Oct-04-06 07:17 PM
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51. looks like he had cauliflower ear

Happens with wrestlers.... I respect wrestlers, he was one but crap on hiom and rummy, another grappler...

So were Wellstone, Franken and Robin Williams...

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Stevendsmith

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Thu Oct-05-06 11:46 AM
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53. Shameless self kick for Heavy D. (n/t)

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