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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:23 PM
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So an idiot, a monkey and a pedophile walk into a bar...
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:24 PM
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1. which one is which? I can't tell
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:24 PM
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2. ok you made me laugh out loud!
:spray:
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:34 PM
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4. They're interchangeable?
:evilgrin: I think so!
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gumby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:33 PM
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3. Mee too.
Laughed Out Loud! hehehehe. (is that Brownie?)
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:36 PM
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6. yep!
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:35 PM
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5. As the big doofus walks behind them...
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:37 PM
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7. Big headed Jeb............the smart one?
:evilgrin: What a family! :yoiks:
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:09 PM
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24. I laugh whenever I see that giant gourd!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:37 PM
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8. bwwwwwa!
:rofl: I saw this on another thread and cracked me up then. Still good this time!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:39 PM
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9. Luff you! Can we get some recs? I hate to toot my own horn... ;)
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:43 PM
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13. K & R
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:00 AM
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17. You got it!
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:39 PM
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10. Good one
:rofl:
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:41 PM
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11. I had to click to find out who the idiot was.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:02 PM
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23. It wasn't obvious?
Or do you have a hierarchy of idiocy?
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:54 PM
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29. Meet my DU stalker. He goes by the name JackBeck.
Edited on Thu Oct-05-06 11:57 PM by BuyingThyme
He's very good at embarrassing himself. Give him a howdy ho!
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American liberal Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:42 PM
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12. That was RICH!!!! Too perfect! Thank you :-)
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gumby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:55 PM
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14. Looks like they all went to the same
fashion stylist. It is called Hurricane Chic?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:58 PM
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15. Drown, Clown, and Gets Around
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 12:01 AM
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18. Good One!!!
Edited on Thu Oct-05-06 12:04 AM by bvar22
fit for Carson.

:patriot:
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:59 PM
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16. LOL. I thought it was going to be the pic of * at the table with a bottle
...of vodka :evilgrin:
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ArbustoBuster Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 05:40 PM
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22. I first heard it as, "An idiot, a drunk, and a chimp walk into a bar...
...and the bartender says, 'What can I get you, Mister President?'" :D
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atfqn Donating Member (154 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:31 AM
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19. An idiot, a monkey and a pedophile.
An idiot, a monkey and a pedophile see an approaching storm. The idiot says to the others “Gee, that storm looks pretty powerful, maybe we should prepare for it.” The monkey beats its chest furiously, while yelling “Bring it on” at the approaching waves. The pedophile looks up from his laptop and says to the others “Think of the children!”
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:35 AM
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21. Now THAT Is Funny
Welcome to DU!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 07:34 AM
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20. Good one
You should send that to Jon Stewart.
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sadiesworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:26 PM
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25. A pediatrician, lawyer, and republican congressman
are aboard the Titanic as it begins to sink...

Pediatrician: "We must save the children!"

Lawyer: "Fuck the children"

Republican Congressman: "Do we have time?"
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:32 PM
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26. OMG!
:wow: :spray:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:50 PM
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28. LOL!
:D
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:48 PM
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27. ...
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:59 PM
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31. er, a pedophile, a monkey and an idiot walk into a bar...
sorry about the wrong order
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:31 AM
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32. What happened to the wind-up monkey's cymbals?
Edited on Fri Oct-06-06 01:58 AM by Kurovski
:shrug: Is the monkey broken?

EDIT: All fixed.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:52 AM
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37. LOL!
Edited on Fri Oct-06-06 03:53 AM by sfexpat2000
:rofl:
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:47 AM
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35. "I told you already, it's this big, sheesh," said the mental adolescent.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 11:55 PM
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30. bwa ha ha ha ha!
i have to repost this on my forum! priceless!
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 01:58 AM
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33. Great line, helderheid.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:41 AM
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34. You called it
correctly! :D
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:48 AM
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36. And that was just the first guy.
:rofl:
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