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helderheid

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:51 PM
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hippiechick

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:52 PM
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1. That is the Chimpiest I have ever seen him!!

And what's with that ugly ass shaggy hair and those caterpillar eyebrows ?

He's gone completely all the way to hell, man. :hide:

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goclark

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:54 PM
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2. There was a Child Left Behind ~ the Chimp! nt

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YOY

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:54 PM
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3. How can you caption a chimp noise?

"Oook! Oook! Oook!"

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SammyWinstonJack

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:54 PM
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4. "Got bananas?"

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Ezlivin

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:55 PM
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5. It was this long and I pushed it in this deep

But then Cheney wanted his turn and I had to step aside.

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CottonBear

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:57 PM
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7. !

:spank:

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AndyA

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:57 PM
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6. "It's about this long, and about this high, and it has a secret drawer

in it that's locked. I can keep my Jack Daniels in there, vodka, rum, terquila, and whatever else I want.

The best part is, Laura don't even know I have all this stuff in there. And it's sitting right there in my bedroom. Nothing like a smooth sip or two or three before bed. Sometimes I have friends stop by and join me in a drink, sometimes I don't. But I don't mind drinkin' by myseff, I've done it fer years.

My Mama sure used to get mad at me when she'd find booze bottles, bongs, or cocaine stashed under my bed! Woo-eee you don't want to get her mad! Heh heh heh..."

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Iwasthere

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:58 PM
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8. "I AM NOT A MONKEY!"

"And the measuring tape you see here is a reflection on how smart I really am".

"THE PIE!" Have to make it higher!

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sinkingfeeling

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Fri Oct-06-06 12:59 PM
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9. "Ooot, eeeeh, ooot, where's my trees?"

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SammyWinstonJack

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:00 PM
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10. The Chimp is outta his tree!

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unsavedtrash

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:04 PM
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11. caught a fish this big. Now, get a picture of me standing by this backdrop

:freak:

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rock

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:14 PM
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12. Well, one page had one this big

but most have one about like this. We are talking resumes, right?

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TlalocW

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:14 PM
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13. My caption

Foley used ta tell me that it was this big (first picture), but when Ah finally saw it at his welcome party he gives his new pages each year, it only looked about like that.

TlalocW

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thecrow

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:38 PM
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14. "My BS lies are this wide BUT ONLY THIS DEEP !"

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porphyrian

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:38 PM
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15. "I'm a stupid fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

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Swamp Rat

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:41 PM
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16. "Jeff Gannon is THIS big!!! So, I bought a super-sized bottle of K-Y Jelly

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helderheid

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Fri Oct-06-06 05:12 PM
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21. ooooooh man!

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Rocknrule

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:41 PM
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17. "The banana I stuffed in my flight suit was THIS long!"

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GeorgeGist

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Fri Oct-06-06 01:45 PM
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18. I can hide behind...

a child this wide or this tall.

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AllegroRondo

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Fri Oct-06-06 02:18 PM
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19. As Congressman Foley told me the other day....

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Rex

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Fri Oct-06-06 02:20 PM
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20. Top picture, monkey noises.

Bottom one, "the line of coke was about this long and we snorted it off of a 500 dollar whores back."

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