A funny question I came up with when I remembered a picture of Donald Rumsfeld doing a Sith pose.
So, a chemical accident happens in Washington D.C. turning the Republicans into superpowered jerks. As mortals, they caused destruction through regular ways, now mutated, they can wreak havoc upon the world in ways they never thought possible. They have renamed themselves from the Republican Party... to the Republican Party of DOOM.
Here are some Republican Super Villains:
He WAS George W. Bush, but he is now The W. His power is to create a mind vacuum which can suck the intelligence of nearby people and leave them in a stupor.
Dick Cheney, okay, he's not much more evil than before. But now, he can warp to an undisclosed location for safety.
Condi, now known as Neo-Imelda, can summon shoes from out of nowhere and launch them at people. Watch out!
Rummy, still known as Rummy, can shoot lightning from his fingers. Bet you all saw that a mile away, right?
Bill Frist, now known as Doctor Frist, can sense the health of people through simply watching a video of that person. Unnatural!
Ted Stevens, now you can call him Mr. Pork-barrel, can travel through another dimension simply known as the 'Series of Tubes'.
Any other GOP super villains?