What conservatives say vs. what they mean
Rocknrule
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Mon Oct-16-06 06:35 PM
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What conservatives say vs. what they mean
When they say: "It's reverse racism!" They mean: "We need to keep the n*****s in their place! Whites should always have the advantage!" When they say: "The French are pussies!" They mean: "How dare they refuse to bend over and do whatever we want!" When they say: "Damn liberal media!" They mean: "This must not be allowed! We're supposed to own the media 100%!" When they say: "Remember 9/11!" They mean: "Remember these 3000 pawns who died to give us absolute power and an excuse to do whatever we want!" When they say: "Christians are persecuted!" They mean: "Wahhhhhh! They're not letting us impose our beliefs on them!" Add yours
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Mon Oct-16-06 06:43 PM
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means, "only CEOs deserve massive pay increases. The rest of you should be thankful for your table scraps" or "the less you earn, the better off you are. Yeah, that's the ticket."
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Mon Oct-16-06 06:45 PM
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2. Is this an old MAD bit?
"When they say... It really means..." :rofl:
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:36 PM
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3. I just love Ann Coulter
they mean I am a desperate closeted gay , blind , drunk republican neocon
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:40 PM
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4. When they say: "Megga Dittos!"
They mean: "I can't think for myself. Thank you for allowing us to suckle at your fat titties."
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5. When they say "Personal Responsibility", what they really mean is
"unless you're a Republican, then blame Bill Clinton".
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