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eFriendly Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 11:55 AM
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A laugh for your Saturday afternoon
Medicare Benefits

A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us make love?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.

When the couple finished, the doctor re-examined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you make love." He then charged the $32.

This went on for several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have romance with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor (which is to be expected in 67 year olds), get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicare."

Hope you enjoy it... and have a wonderful weekend DU.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 11:56 AM
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1. Thanks for the Saturday smile...
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 11:57 AM
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2. Thanks, that was a good one
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 11:58 AM
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3. Still morning here and I spewed my coffee. Thanks for the laugh.
:evilgrin:
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AIJ Alom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 12:08 PM
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4. That was great and being close to NY, gives me ideas...hmmmm n/t
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 12:13 PM
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5. Thanks for the laugh
This place can be really depressing sometimes
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-21-06 12:19 PM
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6. Good one!
thanks! :rofl:
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