Bold New Policy In Iraq! Stray Recourse!

The Bush administration has announced a bold new policy initiative in Iraq. From here forward, America is going to Stray Recourse Until Remission is Enabled.

Offical spokesman Tony Snow announced the new policy initiative at the formal internment of the former policy initiative, sometimes referred to erroneously by liberal media terrorist sympathizers as 'Stay the Course', a phrase never used by anyone in the administration, in the Media Memory Hole. The internment closed with the traditional blessing: "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Asked how the new policy in Iraq differs from the former policy that has no catch phrase, Mr. Snow stated that Stray Recourse is content free and thus allows total flexibility in the ever changing Iraqi situation. 'It is a situational policy without rigidiy' Mr. Snow stated. 'This way the enemy cannot plan or plot against us because they cannot understand our policy'. Mr. Snow indicated that all future American policies would also be incomprehensible. "If the American people can understand our policies then the enemy can understand our policies and we cannot allow the enemy to have that advantage".

Mr. Snow, not in response to any questions, stated that opponents of Stray Recourse were Cut Onions. 'Nobody likes to cut onions' Mr. Snow stated, 'and cuttting onions makes people cry'. 'Democrats are Cut Onion Cry Babies' stated Mr. Snow, as the assembled press corpse held their new talking points high in the air and chanted in unison 'Cut Onion Cry Babies'.

A tearful but scary Nancy Pelosi later announced that she never cuts her own onions.

Hmmmm . . . sounds suspiciously like a certain plan I heard coming from the side of the "Defeatocrats." These people have no shame. Steal the Democratic ideas, take them for their own and suddenly no one has heard the term "cut and run."