AP BREAKING: Bush says Iraq Conflict to be Quelled By Jan 1, 07

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:15 PM
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AP BREAKING: Bush says Iraq Conflict to be Quelled By Jan 1, 07

As long as he is allowed to keep a Republican Senate and Congress.

It is reported that in clandestine talks, he has made a deal with the troll living under his bed (Not Dick Cheney as previously reported) to purchase 17 tons of magic fairy dust from Halliburton.

The magic dust will be spred over all Muslim areas in the Middle East which will apparently cause the people exposed to the fairy dust to become jovial and want to share and eat their larders with their neighbors no matter what religion they might be.

When asked why he doesn't just go over there and share a bowl, he replied "that would be a sign of weakness. Besides, I don't like Kimchee."

It is believed that Vice President Dick Cheney was inadvertantly exposed to the new weapon because throughout this interview he was sitting in the corner laughing hysterically as he pointed toward the President.

More to come.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:17 PM
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1. Secret plan for ending the war, eh?

Never heard that before.

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:40 PM
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8. And you never heard it here. Understand?

:hi:

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StellaBlue

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:17 PM
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2. Aye aye aye

:rofl:

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Oct-24-06 07:03 PM
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9. oUCH! mY aYE!

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racaulk

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:19 PM
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3. So is the insurgency in its last throes...again?

Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 06:20 PM by racaulk

:rofl:

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NanceGreggs

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:25 PM
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4. Brilliant, TYJ!

(But when are you NOT BRILLIANT?)

:kick: and Rec'd!

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:34 PM
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7. (His head swells)

:hi:

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Chulanowa

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:27 PM
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5. WHAT!?

How can he not like kim chee?

It tastes better than it looks, hillbilly!

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Oct-24-06 06:34 PM
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6. I do loves me some kim chee!

I have a dear Korean freind whoi just brought her Mom over...

And she believes in cooking! Yee-Haw!

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