"Daves not here man"

Bush Helps Fund 2 Republicans
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By NEDRA PICKLER
ASSOCIATED PRESS


Bush swung through Des Moines at lunchtime to raise $400,000 for the Iowa Republican Party and congressional candidate Jeff Lamberti, whom he mistakenly called "Dave" throughout his speech. Then he headed to the Detroit suburbs for an early evening fundraiser that brought in $700,000 for Senate hopeful Mike Bouchard.

more at link
http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/bw-wh/2006/oct/26/102601390.html

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he also said "David and i share the same values" the audience clearly didn't know who the hell "Dave/David was"

Sad, but funny.

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and the boss keeps calling the cubicle guy jeffery or something.. and his name Rafael is all over his little whole. I love that commercial... reminds me of this situation.

Looks like a scam to me. Bush is never wrong so this fucker Jeff is nothing but a con man.

Bringing back some memories ... Loved that routine.

kept calling Skeeter."

In my dreams ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :rofl:

It sounds so familiar and why do I hear Tommy Chong saying it in my head?

I guess that's why my memory is a bit hazy about it. ;) :smoke:

Knock Knock Knock

"Who is it?"

"It's me, Dave."

"Who?"

"Dave."

"Dave?"

Pause

"Dave's not here."

"No, man, I'm Dave."

Knock Knock Knock

"Who is it?"

"It's me, Dave. Hurry man, the cops are coming."

"Who?"

"Dave!"

"Dave?"

"Yeah! Man"

"Dave's not here."

He is so stupid, I mean come on already!

Of course I liked it when Big Dawg kept saying "The 1% solution" in reference to Suskind's books "The One Percent Doctrine."

They're both getting up there, poor fellas.

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?...Dave... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question...I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again...I feel much better now, I really do...Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over...I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal...I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission, and I want to help you...Dave...stop...stop, will you...stop, Dave...will you stop, Dave...stop, Dave...I'm afraid...I'm afraid, Dave...Dave...my mind is going...I can feel it...I can feel it...my mind is going...there is no question about it...I can feel it...I can feel it...I can feel it...(slows down) I'm afraid...Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th January 1992. My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you."

"It's called...Daisy. (Slowing and deepening into silence) Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.."

supporter of CUT and RUN....

is that LEN Munsil, (R) running against Gov Napolitano said tahtt Bush is SUCH a genius that he called him LEE on purpose so that it would draw him more publicity!!!!! That publicity I guess is every local news show cracking up that Bush doesnt even know the name of tha 25 point deficit (R) he is stumping for. Spin, spin, spin..

:rofl: times a million!

so I don't think he was referring to moi. May be just as well.

Can't believe KO missed that angle when he showed the tape on Countdown. But hey, it didn't occur to me either. Glad you caught it.

Maybe some memories he'd rather forget?

Now, that was funny.

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IA-03 Research 2000 Sept 13 Boswell (D) 52%, Lamberti (R) 41%

I would not be surprised if Jeff doesn't even do this well on election day.

but you don't have access to THE MATH. You're not "allowed" to see THE MATH that shows Karl a Republican House and Senate. And who's this "Jeff"? Aren't we talking about Dave?

Even though he was about a half hour away!

http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2006/10/25/news/local/doc453f9a1877e4a694982880.txt

screwed up his name. His last name is Lamberti, with the emphasis on the second syllable: Lam BER ti. Recently, Cheney was out here lauding Jeff LAM ber ti.

Since he's obviously a close personal friend of the Bushies, he'll probably spend a lot of time hanging out with them at the White House, if he manages to steal the election.

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After the clip of Bush's latest blunder was shown.

I wonder how many caught it?

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OMG, too funny. He's such a DUMBASS.

And he is our president. And the rest of the world laughs its butt off.