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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:48 AM
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Suffering from Atrocity Fatigue? Ask your Doctor about Damitol.
The vice president discussing torturing prisoners to near death by waterboarding as a no brainer would normally send off alarms in one's head upon hearing it, but, as a nation we are experiencing atrocity fatigue, the lethargic listlessness that comes from too, too many atrocities.

Atrocious behavior is now acceptable, 6 years into the atrocious bush tenure, torture, mass theft, mass corruption, war profiteering, genocide of innocents, subjugation of the constitution and bill of rights, eventual totalitarian rule have all piled up into one huge atrocious pile and we are simply overwhelmed.

The constant war war war talk, the idiocy, the lack of coherency, the incompetence, and two whole years to go yet. Ask you doctor about Damitol, and take it 10 times daily.
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:54 AM
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1. But be sure to avoid the Right-Wing brand, Fuquital
Fuquital, the only poll guaranteed to suppress emotions such as caring, horror, or compassion in the face of abominations upon humanity. Fuquital, talk to your doctor today!
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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:55 AM
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2. I think the whole country must be taking this stuff already
Where's the outrage?

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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 05:11 AM
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3. or extra-strength gahdamitol...
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 05:16 AM
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4. You should not take Damitol if you are nursing or alive.
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riverwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:37 AM
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5. side effects
include sleeplessness, uncontrollable anger, depression, frustration, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches. Violent outbreaks have been triggered by displays of certain bumper stickers. Some experience invasive cerebral and cardiac growths of what is commonly called "a conscience". Effects of this are still being studied.
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:56 AM
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6. damitol
Damitols just won't do it for me anymore. I'm up to 10 fukitols before lunch.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:59 AM
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7. or its sister pill
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 08:01 AM by shadowknows69
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 10:11 AM
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8. Geritol, Screwitol, Blastitol, take me away!
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 10:11 AM by Philosoraptor
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