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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 10:00 AM
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Dick: If they float, are they a tuhrist, a witch, or both?
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 10:01 AM by IdesOfOctober
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 10:03 AM
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1. Being full of hot air
guarantees that politicians are 'floaters' :evilgrin:
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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 10:21 AM
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2. When the indictments start being handed out for trick-or-treat...
... I guarantee that they'll be "tooters," as well.

Ides
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 11:03 AM
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3. Or, Does Lynne Float in the Bathtub?
; )

- Dave
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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 04:13 PM
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10. What if it were filled...
... with holy water?

That might release enough energy to singlehandedly solve the foreign oil dependency problem.

Ides
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 11:11 AM
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4. poor dick,
seems that someone was coaching halliburton on the point of extreme secrecy and lack of transparency being the best strategy to keep making tons of money with no accountability... hmmmm ... secrecy... lack of transparency.... no accountability... wonder where that finger is pointing to....
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 03:46 PM
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5. I Could Tell You ...
... a thing or two about that!

; )

- Dave
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 03:48 PM
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6. I think I know how to get the answer out of him. n/t
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 03:57 PM
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7. Yeah, It's a No-
Brainer, right?

; )

- Dave
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DemReadingDU Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 04:00 PM
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8. Just a little dunk!
a no-brainer
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 04:05 PM
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9. As a Former...
... shortstop and outfielder, I feel fairly confident I could hit the target of the dunking tank with most of my throws.

; )

- Dave
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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 04:17 PM
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11. Move the "undisclosed location"...
... to a tent, with no A/C, no running water, and no electricity - somewhere in Iraq.

He doesn't come home until our troops do.

Ides
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:27 AM
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12. Don't Let the Sand Flies...
... bite, right?

; )

Ship Mary Cheney over there with him, with the unsold copies of her "tell all" book.

- Dave
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Buttercup McToots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 02:27 PM
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13. Bump
up
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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 02:58 PM
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14. Lynne Cheney on her Halloween broom...
Edited on Tue Oct-31-06 02:58 PM by IdesOfOctober
... sightings reported in the wee hours this morning at the Naval Observatory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Naval_Observatory

Ides
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 06:57 PM
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15. I Think I Just Saw Her!!!
LOL.

- Dave (writing from the other side of the Potomac)
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