You must avoid this weekend's Call for Change parties at all costs. DO NOT click the button below to find and R.S.V.P for the Pre-Halloween phone party nearest you:
DO NOT press this button!
I'm warning you!
As if these parties weren't bad enough, MoveOn's created a fiendishly clever system that allows you to make these turnout calls from your own home. Just make sure you DON'T click the link below to sign up to call from home:
DO NOT call key voters from home!
"Dear" MoveOn member,
I've commandeered the MoveOn email system to deliver an urgent message from the White House: DO NOT go to one of these MoveOn Pre-Halloween phone parties this weekend!
According to my intelligence briefings, MoveOn members will be calling progressive voters in key congressional districts and asking them to vote. That could tip the election!
These insidious phone parties are all over the place. There's even one right near you. So whatever you do, DO NOT follow the link below to find and R.S.V.P. for a phone party this weekend.
http://pol.moveon.org/event/events/index.html?action_id=61&id=9293-6649505-pAiufyNR6GWD9wbNGtpBmg&t=5Heck, nobody loves Halloween more than Dubya and myself. We usually like to sit on the White House stoop and hand out subsidies to neighborhood oil companies. But this year, it's is a different story. This is a Code Red emergency!
If these lunatics get their way, you won't even recognize America: Everyone walking around with guaranteed health care, clean energy as far as the eye can see, and big corporations cruelly denied their right to pick who wins elections. Halliburton is so mad they've threatened to cut off my stipend!
So DON'T go to a Call for Change party this weekend and DON'T make any more calls! In fact, if you even think of going to one these parties, I'll take you quail hunting.
One more time, here's the link for you to find and R.S.V.P for a party near you. Avoid it at all costs.
http://pol.moveon.org/event/events/index.html?action_id=61&id=9293-6649505-pAiufyNR6GWD9wbNGtpBmg&t=6Thanks for staying quiet and letting us run the country,
–Vice President Dick Cheney
Friday, October 27th, 2006
P.S. OK, so this was actually not written by Vice President Dick Cheney. But if wiping that smirk off Cheney's face seems like a good idea to you too, then we hope you'll join us this weekend. These elections are down to the wire, and every call we make this weekend will make a huge and immediate difference.
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Like I said, I'm IN.