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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:34 AM
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Mr President, Ted Haggard's on the phone
Yes sir, I know it's not the weekly come to Jesus meeting. He says he wants Jeff Gannon's phone number, sir...

According to NPR, Haggard is one of the evangelicals who participated in the weekly calls with the White House. I wonder if they were networking...
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:36 AM
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1. I Think That Should Be Cum To Jesus Meeting n/t
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:37 AM
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4. Thanks for an early morning laff, Ms. B!
:rofl:
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:52 AM
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12. Hey Cat How Are Ya?
Glad to make you chuckle at the chuckleNUTS.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:55 AM
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13. I's okay . . .
. . . I think of you and your son often.

Chucklenutz' nasty lil' games are just about over . . .

To the Hague with the mofo!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:37 AM
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5. LOL
Did they sing 'Stand up, stand up for Jesus'?:rofl: :rofl:
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:48 AM
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9. Rise UP Christian Soldier! n/t
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:50 AM
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10. or maybe
Shall we gather at the Motel?:rofl:
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:57 AM
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14. Gives new meaning
to the idea of 'bringing in the sheep'.

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:00 AM
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16. and
How great thou art:rofl:
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:12 AM
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17. As In Ted "ART" Haggard!
:toast:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:16 AM
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18. Hahahaha
Good one Binka :D
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:23 AM
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32. Bad, bad, bad. But funny! nt
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:36 AM
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2. These are strange days . . . . n/t
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:37 AM
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3. Jesus is easy, just get down on your knees...Martin Mull
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:41 AM
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6. Today's sermon is on...
Stuffing the staff of life into your fellow man.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:44 AM
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7. this is gonna be a good day . . .
:spray:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:47 AM
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8. "Let me hi......de my sausage in thee!"
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 06:51 AM
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11. "Nearer My Sausage To Thee"
Ur killin me Flottz!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:00 AM
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:20 AM
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20. Gerbils??? Oh Hubert, your mind is keen this morn..is it not? LOL
Bush and Ted must have a thing or two in COMMON???? Isn't it OBVIOUS....

and those LIPS...could Suck the skin off an air craft carrier...bwahahaha
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:35 AM
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23. JC is pissed at the Faux Holy Joes, Holy Janes and Holy Jokers...
Gawd is fixin' to pimp slap the GOP back to the stone age! The Holy blood suckers are about to pay for their bullshit IMHO. I hope they all get the blueballs and the VD clapp!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:51 AM
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28. Them Money Changers JC mentioned were Hypos too..? OMG
Can we get to see Falmouth and Robertsin nx, plz....??
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:37 AM
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24. Gerbils now. How fucking wonderful.
Goddamn, I get so fucking tired of this stupid homophobic shit.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:56 AM
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30. Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
I get tired of the Holy Rolling GOP's stupid hypocritical homophobic bullshit too.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:28 AM
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21. Nearer Mein Cod To Thee
And Hose Anna too, if you can get it!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:53 AM
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29. Now its Hose Anna too? OMG, I love it....LOL
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:19 AM
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19. Imus Tried To Downplay Haggard's Connections To Boooosh
I haven't caught much of this assclown lately, but caught a few minutes this morning just to see how this weathervane was blowing. He and his hyenas were chortling as that somehow the "media" (as though they're not?) has the story built up that Haggard had special access to booosh. The douchebag obviously didn't bother to read a newspaper before he opened his pie hole and then bemoaned how this story couldn't be true and even if it was, it's being blown out of proportions.

Now it'll be fun to see what gets more "outrage"...the buying of sex? The homosexuality? The drug use? Another Charlatan has been exposed and now comes the denials and self-flagalation. This has to have Rove caught with his slime down...looks like this could be the 2 or 3 day news story he would kill for...and its about to put the coup de grace to filling up those church buses.
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wellstone dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:34 AM
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22. They've been talking about the story a ton today on Imus
and have been regularly mentioning the overnight announcement that Haggard has admitted some of the allegations. Also--I haven't heard one mention of Kerry.
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wellstone dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:42 AM
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26. oops talking Kerry with Lieberman now, Lieberman couldn't be happier.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:45 AM
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27. Kerry? Who's He?
Gotta love the short-term memory of the corporate media. Haggard looks like he's hit the trifecta...sex, drugs and celebrity. Kerry would need to eat a live baby to recapture the attention this story appears to be gaining. Plus we also have Gibbons in Nevada all but imploding, Sweeney in New York who still won't release the police records about his wife's 9-11 call last weekend, Sherwood forking out 500k to get his concubine to keep quiet, Allen's thugs beating up Mike Stark and possibly facing charges there...and the beat goes on.

From one whose watched the Mighty Wurlitzer in action, the Kerry "gaffe" was probably one of the most obvious and predicatble displays of the goons in action. Some of us all but predicted when the story would run out of gas...especially after Kerry appologized...and now it looks like by taking himself out of the news, Kerry did the smart thing. Now the focus shifts back to the other side and Rove & Company only wish that they had to defend their boy's inability to speak English.

Here's hoping we heard the swan song of the Mighty Wurlitzer and soon it will be kazoo.

Cheers...
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:41 AM
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25. "Hey, Bush. Call me." LOL!!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:03 AM
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31. There are a lot of posts on this thread
parodying and mocking gayness, not hypocrisy. This is offensive. :grr:

Tell me again how it's just about the hypocrisy, and not about making fun of gays. :eyes:
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:52 AM
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33. The original post was not meant to mock gays
First off, I don't believe Haggard is gay. Second, he's very outspoken in favor of the anti-gay amendment in Colorado. And finally, it's just another example of how the right-wing appeals to their "base" by demonizing gays publicly and then doing very different things in private.

I do think the thread got out of control very quickly and I apologize for that.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 09:38 AM
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34. I deliberately selected hymns to
expose hypocrisy. I am making fun of religious hypocrites with close ties to Bushco.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 10:58 AM
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35. Oh yeah. Fag jokes are awesome.
Isn't it great how we can use all those fag jokes when the hypocrites get outed? Seriously, that's my favorite part.

:puke:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:44 AM
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37. I find anything that outs hypocrites
delightfully funny.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:58 AM
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38. *sigh*
I'm also for outing hypocrites, but there's a way to do it without delighting in gay jokes.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:04 AM
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36. Brokeback Biblethumper
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 11:05 AM by gauguin57
When will these clowns learn that the louder you hoot as you judge everyone else's behavior -- and further, DEFINE everyone else's behavior -- the harder it will bite you in the ass when your inevitable hypocrisy hits the fan.

To mix a metaphor.
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