To the Freepers - The Rapture is tomorrow!
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:45 PM
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To the Freepers - The Rapture is tomorrow!
Jesus has asked all the Faithful to go directly to church before sunrise and stay there until he comes for you. Do not venture outside FOR ANY REASON lest ye be left behind with the godless liberals.:evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:46 PM
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1. Just so long as it happens EARLY!
An evening Rapture is just... no good!
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:46 PM
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2. Great phone bank message! nt
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:00 PM
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15. Exactly what I had in mind...
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:46 PM
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3. and if you havent been picked up 7 eastern 11 pacific p.m...... you can go
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:51 PM
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11. If you haven't heard from Jesus by 11:00 PST... Think about why.
You'll figure it out. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:46 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:48 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:48 PM
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7. Oh yeah, since you will be wafted into heaven directly,
without any of your personal belongings, go ahead and strip naked. That will make it easier.
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:59 PM
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14. Sing something too...
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:07 PM
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17. Yep--and since you won't be needing them, just leave the keys
in your Caddy, along with the title and registration. Thanks.
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:10 PM
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18. ... a full tank of gas would be nice, too.
Maybe a bottle of that heathen librul champagne.
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:49 PM
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8. Yeah let all the stupid liberals waste their time by voting
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:51 PM
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10. Yes..all them godless heathen libruls!
Damned to hell for believing in democracy!
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:50 PM
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9. I said wha.... oh yeah, that's right..... Come ye all to church My Freeper children!
And awaiteth My further instructions. I'll bring the popcorn. :popcorn:
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:52 PM
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12. Why wait for The Rapture? Leave NOW! (n/t)
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Mon Nov-06-06 03:54 PM
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13. Actually they are probably safe from being "left behind" as long as they do not
enter a polling place. And they should avoid driving so as to not endanger the godless folks out there from unmanned vehicles. Might cancel their ticket to the rapture if they kill someone on the way up.
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:02 PM
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God told me he's sending Haggard to pick up his rupture ready flock. Don't miss the short bus Freeps! :rofl:
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:12 PM
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:19 PM
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22. Free meth and prostitutes to the first 1,000 on board
That's all Haggard was doing...stocking up for the big event!
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:14 PM
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20. godless, gay, vegetarian, tax-lovin, pot-smokin, terrorist, country music-hatin, libruls
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Mon Nov-06-06 04:14 PM
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21. I'm going to have an Election all day long tomorrow!
Should I go see my doctor?
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