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DUers crack me up. It truely is a happy day and DU makes it even better with the good lines from these DUers. Feel free to search the posts and add more, it's moving pretty fast so we don't want to miss any of the good ones.

where's cheney? did he bag a face yesterday, or did he come home empty-handed?truthisfreedom

I actually just had sex with a tree hugging it just seemed like such a pre nov 7th mindset. dave29

I urge Senator McCain to hire karl rove as his campaign manager He's probably available and McCain needs a sound, christian, honest man of integrity like rove to run his presidential campaign. BOSSHOG

Is * smiling at Gates or is he constipated...? It's hard to tell. Oh shit! KKKatie looks downright spent.bliss_eternal

Bush is interrupting the soaps AGAIN! aquart

Dems Win! I've Already Gone Gay, Hired An Illegal Alien and sent my kids to play at the child molester's house down the street. Later on, I'll perform a gay marriage and cap off the day with an auto de fe of a few Xians from the local church. stopbush

That one just cracks me up. :D

I missed that one. So far my favorite is the last one, "I just turned gay, sent my kids to play with the child molester down the street....". That one cracked me up.

Fuck them and the congressional page they rode in on.